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Today is just one of those days.  It’s a day that I’m 100% frustrated that there are this many hot women out there.  It’s depression man.  There’s nothing to say or do about it.  I need a blow job.  It’s pretty simple.  I just need a damned blow job.  Thanks.

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You know what’s best about groups of girls? Even if there are four average females standing in front you, chances are you’d definitely bang at least one of them.

And there’s always a great chance that your buddy will take the proper wingman steps and follow suit with a drunk hook up with one of the “not so great” ones.

It’s simple mathematics. Enough alcohol plus the chance that even if one of these girls isn’t so hot that she’ll potentially have great blasts equals you going home with a lady for the night, waking up in the morning wondering what you did and having a phenomenal story to tell your buddies.

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You can bet that this won’t be the only time that Denis is the featured model in this section. Good Lord. Over under on how many times I could probably have an orgasm with this woman in a 24 hour period? 24. I might be all out of ammo by the end of it, but so what?

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Whether it’s assisted by the hands of the girl herself, assisted by her friends hands, or if it’s unassisted, the breasts can really take on a whole new life when they are squeezed together. It’s truly a blessing in this world.

It’s like a push up bra without needing a push up bra. I don’t know why and I’m not going to fight it but there’s just something alluring about the divider line that forms. It transforms a man’s spirit and takes his once functioning brain and turns it into a quick pile of mud.

Well, I’ll enjoy the mud for these few moments.

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For some reason Kitty Lea seems to be popping up in a ton of British men’s magazines lately. It’s not as though I’m complaining. Her most recent shoot shows her in a London subway. Now if rides contained this kind of entertainment I might be more incline to travel by public transportation.

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I had to post this again.

Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.

They’re the best compensation instrument on the planet. What happens when you see a mediocre looking chick who is flat chested? She’s not hot right? She’s just a mediocre chick. What happens if you take that same girl and paste on a ridiculous rack?

Well, this girl has endless possibilities, that’s what happens. And in all honesty I’m not saying this from a sexist point of view. I truly think it’s a fact. In the meantime enjoy these career boosting hoo ha’s.

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Born Irina Shaykhlislamova and sometimes credited as Irina Shayk, is a fashion model who has appeared on the covers of such magazines as Annabelle, Jalouse and Bolero (Switzerland, June 2005). Sheik appeared in the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue as one of the 2007 Rookies and also makes an appearance in the 2008 edition. Yay!

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I don’t know what it is about heels. I’ll never know. I mean why it is so damned raunchy and sexy when a stripper wears 5 inch heels on stage? Why is it so hot when a pornstar is wearing nothing but heels while she’s getting completely worked by 7 dudes?

I suppose some thing are better left unsaid and unexamined. But seriously. I don’t get it. I’m definitely drawn in by it. There’s no question about it. I’d just like to know WHY.

Instead of pondering this any longer, check out some of these high heeled chicks.

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There’s something very alluring about being able to see a girl’s ass and her face at the same time. It’s almost a “you know you like this” kind of a look. Well, except when the chick weighs north of 300 pounds and you want to puke.

But we’re not going to focus on that here. We’re going to focus on the tightly packed tushies and skimpy little bikinis.

Enjoy this collection of girls who are looking back at us.

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Why?  That’s my question of the day?  Why in the world must we endure a censored FHM in our country every single day?  Hungary doesn’t have a problem with it.  Basically all of Europe doesn’t have a problem with it.  But the U.S.?  Can we please get it in gear please?

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