I like the girl in the middle and the one on the left.  However, I think given the mood I’m in today, I might actually take the girl in the red dress.  You might be wondering why.  She’s not all that good looking and her body is nothing special.  It just happens to be my opinion that this girl by bar has the most blow job experience of the five.

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I wonder what the odds are that this girl went home with a guy that night.  I’m going with one to one.  Anything less and you’re definitely losing money.

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You gotta love how girls like this end up on sites like “Busty Naturals” or anything having to do with a natural bust.  Every time I read a profile that says “Natural” with a check next to it I have to at least smile.  Come on guys.  It’s Carmella Bing, she takes it in the butt and that’s all I really have to know.  Thanks.

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And I want it to.  Badly. Very, very badly.

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I just love pictures where you actually think that if you stare at them long enough you might actually catch a glimpse of tit or vagina.  I’m still looking…..still looking…damnet.

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I tried to come up with a creative title but do I really need to?  I mean look at those cans.  She’s asian.  She has giant T’s and she’s in ridiculous lingerie that accentuates those T’s.  What the hell else is there?  Oxygen?  Perhaps there’s Oxygen.  I need Oxygen.

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So no matter what you guys say, this woman is awesome.

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My guess as to what she’s thinking?  One of two things.  First? “Oh my God I can’t believe I forgot to take that dildo out of my ass!”  Second?  “Did I double park last night?”  Ok I’m sure there’s plenty more.  Comments are welcome.

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It’d be nice to live in the apartment across the street.

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You just gotta love that this girl actually took the time to take this picture and actually took the time to upload it onto a network that would enable everyone to see it.  She might as well try to get paid for it.  Dumb.

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