There are times when you feel you need a known name. Sometimes one likes the great camera work, the sharp angles and airbrushed colors. There are times when you just want it “professional.” But there are other times.

Time like when your girlfriend has left for the day and you are feeling kind of disgusting. Days where you are just looking for “real” chicks. You want the bad lighting. You even want the girls looking a bit nervous. You kind of feel like these are girls you might actually have a shot with in another life.

Then again, I might just be talking about porn and non attractive girls. These girls happen to be very attractive and they are a great lead in to my jerking off in about an hour when my girlfriend actually does leave for the day. So enjoy today’s warm up.

Pictures uploaded by JJ1212

I’m sure this happens all over America. A young girl, probably between 18-20 is sitting at home by herself. She’s wearing virtually nothing but a bra, sometimes no bra. She decides, “you know what? I’m just gonna sit home and take naughty pictures of myself.”

That or “I’m going to let some stranger take pictures of me making it look like I took naughty pictures of myself.” This is probably a very common past time in the fantasy man world. I like the fantasy man world. In that world we don’t get slapped in the face or yelled at for looking at younger girls.

In that world we get to look at the youngness, and slap the tushies. In our world we’re the photographers. I can’t wait to go to hell.

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Why us Americans don’t hire strippers to play with each other on cars at car shows is a complete mystery to me. I’m not asking for them to get naked but it’d be helpful if they could put on some kind of nice show for a little bit.

Here in the U.S. all we really have are chicks standing like statues. Maybe if we got a little activity us men would be more inclined to make a purchase.

Perhaps if there were more to the term “Hummer” at the dealership, sales would be a little higher these days instead of Ford having to sell that brand.

It ain’t hard to market when you’ve got sexy women sprawled out on pieces of machinery to distract all the men. They should also have hot chicks at gas stations so people won’t mind the cost of gas as much. Thanks for your time.

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Every single one of these pictures has the same message. At least from my point of view, there are two thoughts that hit me. The first. Why can’t I be there right now? The second. Can I please go back to college and have sex with all the girls I was supposed to?

Whether or not these photos are something staged or something genuine is not really my concern. What is my concern is that there are girls out there that party like this, look like this, and act like this. And wherever those girls are, they’re just not in my room right now.

And that is extremely disappointing.

Pictures uploaded by Drunken Editor

Sometimes pictures are better (but potentially a whole lot worse) when the ladies aren’t looking. Like if you got a midget to run and form tackle a hot chick who had no idea he was coming, and then recorded it? That would be an example of a successful candid shot.

On the other hand if you were to take a shot of a semi attractive girl eating a greasy hamburger, it would be a little unappealing. If the grease on her hands were the used to lube up…you know. Well then she’d redeem herself and this would be a porn site.

Fortunately or unfortunately we don’t display nudity but enjoy some of these candid shots.

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It’s always nice to see girls getting hammered, squeezing their tits, and licking their faces in an attempt to “innocently” post these pictures online in the hopes that they WON’T get seen? Who are we kidding here?

The world has changed and quite frankly whether these pictures are of real events or simply attention drawing model poses, do I or should you care? The answer is “not at all.” I’m just pleased that giant cans are being stared at by other girls with giant cans.

The internet is a beautiful thing.

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Girls are wonderful. They are truly God’s creatures aren’t they? But isn’t it just so much fun when they’re about 15 sheets to the wind? I mean when we’re not trying to get blown we are certainly trying to booze them up in order to get blown, are we not?

And when we’re not listening to them it’s a lot easier for them to not pick up on the fact that we’re just staring at their tits when they’re hammered right? Alcohol. It just feels right doesn’t it?

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And even if she was the worst lay ever, meaning she didn’t even move, how could that possibly be bad?  There’s about zero wrong with this woman, assuming she never speaks.

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OK maybe they’re not fighting over the lollipop but wouldn’t it be nice if they started wrestling, biting, licking, something?

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Clearly this was taken at a public beach and clearly I’ve been going to the wrong public beaches.

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