There are times when you feel you need a known name. Sometimes one likes the great camera work, the sharp angles and airbrushed colors. There are times when you just want it “professional.” But there are other times.

Time like when your girlfriend has left for the day and you are feeling kind of disgusting. Days where you are just looking for “real” chicks. You want the bad lighting. You even want the girls looking a bit nervous. You kind of feel like these are girls you might actually have a shot with in another life.

Then again, I might just be talking about porn and non attractive girls. These girls happen to be very attractive and they are a great lead in to my jerking off in about an hour when my girlfriend actually does leave for the day. So enjoy today’s warm up.

Pictures uploaded by JJ1212

You just have to love the sport of Volleyball these days. Eh, it’s still the same sport. It’s not particularly exciting to watch. Sure I appreciate the athleticism. I think it’s wonderful that these folks can jump in the sand.

But do you really think the sport would have a shot at going anywhere if not for the wonderful Nestea Cheerleaders you see before you? The fact that these girls party at night with Jeans and Heels is absolutely glorious.

Their boss must have been like “Do you think your job is done here? No. Go dress like sluts and dance with each other for all these guys. Then maybe we can talk new contract. No I said push up bra! Bra! Not bro. Now go shake it.”

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Don’t you just hate it when that happens? I mean I’ll be looking at a girl on the beach and it’s clearly evident that her bikini top is just way too small. I mean the damned thing is barely covering her up. Look, either get a size that fits or just take the damned thing off will ya?

God, when will these chicks ever learn? Apparently never as these photos will most certainly point out. I guess we’ll just have to deal with heaving breasts and girls that eventually say “screw it, I am gonna just take off the damned thing.”

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It’s not so much that I love pictures of women whose tushies are the centerpiece of the picture, because I do. What I’m wondering is what the photographers tell these women for inspiration.

Do you think it’s something along the lines of “I want you to picture yourself taking it up the butt….show me that emotion, yes, up the butt.” Or is it something like “Picture yourself looking at ten thousand dollars on the ground. You’re about to pick it up. Feel that emotion.”

“Oh yeah, and take your pants off, thanks.”

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Yes, every one of these women has giving birth before.

Ah yes, the ways of an experienced woman. There’s just something incredibly erotic and alluring about a woman who’s been around the block.

You just get the feeling that they’d A. Be very thankful that they could potentially be in the sack with a nice young buck like myself and B. Let you do whatever the hell you wanted because they’ve probably done it before.

And am I the only one who feels this? Maybe it’s perverted but when I see a woman caring for her kid it’s kind of a turn on. I guess it’s the attentiveness factor. Knowing that she can be responsible for another human being makes me believe she’d really take care of my ass.

Though I’m not sure the women in these pictures are responsible mothers. Being in a MILF bikini contest probably doesn’t hold much water in the responsibility business.

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Sometimes pictures are better (but potentially a whole lot worse) when the ladies aren’t looking. Like if you got a midget to run and form tackle a hot chick who had no idea he was coming, and then recorded it? That would be an example of a successful candid shot.

On the other hand if you were to take a shot of a semi attractive girl eating a greasy hamburger, it would be a little unappealing. If the grease on her hands were the used to lube up…you know. Well then she’d redeem herself and this would be a porn site.

Fortunately or unfortunately we don’t display nudity but enjoy some of these candid shots.

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Want to spill water on me? Fine. Want to piss on me? If that’s your thing and you have giant breasts then by all means go ahead. If it’s moist, if it shines, hell if it’s even near a toilet and you get water on your pants then it make me a little happier.

Wetness is the bestness. I thoroughly enjoy pictures with the prospect of a girl getting soaked.

P.S. Could the guys in the pool be any douchier?

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Clearly this was taken at a public beach and clearly I’ve been going to the wrong public beaches.

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I know that I haven’t been on my game with amazingly hot chicks today but I’m in a filthy mood.  A woman over 40 with funbags like that kind of gets me from time to time.  Sue me.

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Almost looks like a mirror right?  That would have been good enough but fortunately there are actually two women here.

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