I’m always up for a cheap laugh that features a hot chick. Just go and visit, oh I don’t know, 99.9% of the sites we all link to and you’ll find some kind of reference to a hot girl and sex somewhere in there.

Some of these you may have seen before and to that I say, “who gives a shit?” They’re all pretty money as far as I’m concerned.

To all of my readers, this is about the most hardcore I’ll ever get here. As usual, no nudity but I’m assuming if your boss comes over to your desk, having these up probably won’t help your cause.

And if you go out later on tonight, good luck, and think of these while you’re doing your best to impress the young ladies.

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There are times when you feel you need a known name. Sometimes one likes the great camera work, the sharp angles and airbrushed colors. There are times when you just want it “professional.” But there are other times.

Time like when your girlfriend has left for the day and you are feeling kind of disgusting. Days where you are just looking for “real” chicks. You want the bad lighting. You even want the girls looking a bit nervous. You kind of feel like these are girls you might actually have a shot with in another life.

Then again, I might just be talking about porn and non attractive girls. These girls happen to be very attractive and they are a great lead in to my jerking off in about an hour when my girlfriend actually does leave for the day. So enjoy today’s warm up.

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Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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Never will you get a better collection of dorks and blatant sexuality than at an Adult Entertainment Expo. And I’ll bet you’ll never get so many Star Wars freaks thinking they can actually have sex with these women than on a day like this.

But I digress. Adult Entertainment Expo’s are the tits, literally. I have never attended one (personally I think it’s too dangerous, I’m already addicted to porn as it is) but perhaps someday I’ll muster up the strength. For now I’ll just have to jerk off about 16 times to get this out of my system.

I fully believe that one day we’ll all eventually just be sitting at our own computers jerking off and never need human companionship again. A sad day but inevitable.

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Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.

They’re the best compensation instrument on the planet. What happens when you see a mediocre looking chick who is flat chested? She’s not hot right? She’s just a mediocre chick. What happens if you take that same girl and paste on a ridiculous rack?

Well, this girl has endless possibilities, that’s what happens. And in all honesty I’m not saying this from a sexist point of view. I truly think it’s a fact. In the meantime enjoy these career boosting hoo ha’s.

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Whether it’s assisted by the hands of the girl herself, assisted by her friends hands, or if it’s unassisted, the breasts can really take on a whole new life when they are squeezed together. It’s truly a blessing in this world.

It’s like a push up bra without needing a push up bra. I don’t know why and I’m not going to fight it but there’s just something alluring about the divider line that forms. It transforms a man’s spirit and takes his once functioning brain and turns it into a quick pile of mud.

Well, I’ll enjoy the mud for these few moments.

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Don’t you just hate it when that happens? I mean I’ll be looking at a girl on the beach and it’s clearly evident that her bikini top is just way too small. I mean the damned thing is barely covering her up. Look, either get a size that fits or just take the damned thing off will ya?

God, when will these chicks ever learn? Apparently never as these photos will most certainly point out. I guess we’ll just have to deal with heaving breasts and girls that eventually say “screw it, I am gonna just take off the damned thing.”

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If you’re at a concert or sporting event it’s always nice to get a hot chick whose serving refreshments. It’s even nicer when they decide to show their asses or pretend to dirty dance for a camera.

I’ll never forget the time I was in 95 degree humid weather with an extreme hangover in desperate need of water. I hadn’t eaten anything and downed the bottle. It was easily the worst case of the runs I’d ever had and there was no bathroom in site.

That story has absolutely nothing to do with hot vendor chicks but I just wanted to share that. In any event, the next time I feel major thirst and a big dump coming on, I’ll be sure to head towards women like this to serve me.

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It’s not so much that I love pictures of women whose tushies are the centerpiece of the picture, because I do. What I’m wondering is what the photographers tell these women for inspiration.

Do you think it’s something along the lines of “I want you to picture yourself taking it up the butt….show me that emotion, yes, up the butt.” Or is it something like “Picture yourself looking at ten thousand dollars on the ground. You’re about to pick it up. Feel that emotion.”

“Oh yeah, and take your pants off, thanks.”

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I feel like it would take me at least an hour to find my way to her vagina assuming I began at her feet. She could easily wrap her legs around a 500 lb man if she tried. Not that I’d want to see that…at least not right now.

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