If you’re at a concert or sporting event it’s always nice to get a hot chick whose serving refreshments. It’s even nicer when they decide to show their asses or pretend to dirty dance for a camera.

I’ll never forget the time I was in 95 degree humid weather with an extreme hangover in desperate need of water. I hadn’t eaten anything and downed the bottle. It was easily the worst case of the runs I’d ever had and there was no bathroom in site.

That story has absolutely nothing to do with hot vendor chicks but I just wanted to share that. In any event, the next time I feel major thirst and a big dump coming on, I’ll be sure to head towards women like this to serve me.

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Best holiday in the world man.  Girls are begging to dress like whores all year around and here is there shot.  God Bless Halloween.

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Remember that scene in the movie Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts is only wearing a tie?  I could vomit to that scene if I compare her to this girl.  Damn

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I think this would be a pretty simple way to encourage people to use cabs more don’t you?

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I mean don’t this girls just look so inviting?  “Come join us!  You can have sex with us all night if you’d like.  And in the morning we won’t even be there.”  Man I gotta stop daydreaming.

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It’s almost better with her clothes on don’t you think?  No?  Maybe?  OK fine I’d plow the absolute living shit out of her too.

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Funny, that’s exactly how I read my books.

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Yay!  Sure we know this a lesbian scene waiting to happen but I for one and am trying to believe that some high schools out there are really like this.

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Surprised Van Halen never made a follow up to “Hot For Teacher” involving this chick.  Good God.

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It’s funny because the girl on the left is definitely hot but the girl on the right might be one of the hottest women I’ve seen in the last 15 minutes.

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