You know what’s best about groups of girls? Even if there are four average females standing in front you, chances are you’d definitely bang at least one of them.

And there’s always a great chance that your buddy will take the proper wingman steps and follow suit with a drunk hook up with one of the “not so great” ones.

It’s simple mathematics. Enough alcohol plus the chance that even if one of these girls isn’t so hot that she’ll potentially have great blasts equals you going home with a lady for the night, waking up in the morning wondering what you did and having a phenomenal story to tell your buddies.

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I’m sure this happens all over America. A young girl, probably between 18-20 is sitting at home by herself. She’s wearing virtually nothing but a bra, sometimes no bra. She decides, “you know what? I’m just gonna sit home and take naughty pictures of myself.”

That or “I’m going to let some stranger take pictures of me making it look like I took naughty pictures of myself.” This is probably a very common past time in the fantasy man world. I like the fantasy man world. In that world we don’t get slapped in the face or yelled at for looking at younger girls.

In that world we get to look at the youngness, and slap the tushies. In our world we’re the photographers. I can’t wait to go to hell.

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Girls are wonderful. They are truly God’s creatures aren’t they? But isn’t it just so much fun when they’re about 15 sheets to the wind? I mean when we’re not trying to get blown we are certainly trying to booze them up in order to get blown, are we not?

And when we’re not listening to them it’s a lot easier for them to not pick up on the fact that we’re just staring at their tits when they’re hammered right? Alcohol. It just feels right doesn’t it?

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And even if she was the worst lay ever, meaning she didn’t even move, how could that possibly be bad?  There’s about zero wrong with this woman, assuming she never speaks.

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OK maybe they’re not fighting over the lollipop but wouldn’t it be nice if they started wrestling, biting, licking, something?

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Put it this way, if anyone ever questions the hotness of the girls you post on any site, just put up a picture of Keeley Hazell and tell them to shut the fuck up.

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Spread em!

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If you don’t know who Laura Lion is, you probably won’t forget now.  That and I highly encourage you all to look her up.

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Cans.  Absolute.  Unadulterated.  CANS

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Whoever designed those panties is an absolute genius.  And whichever fat woman tries wearing those for her husband is a complete moron.

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