If you’re at a concert or sporting event it’s always nice to get a hot chick whose serving refreshments. It’s even nicer when they decide to show their asses or pretend to dirty dance for a camera.

I’ll never forget the time I was in 95 degree humid weather with an extreme hangover in desperate need of water. I hadn’t eaten anything and downed the bottle. It was easily the worst case of the runs I’d ever had and there was no bathroom in site.

That story has absolutely nothing to do with hot vendor chicks but I just wanted to share that. In any event, the next time I feel major thirst and a big dump coming on, I’ll be sure to head towards women like this to serve me.

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Yes, every one of these women has giving birth before.

Ah yes, the ways of an experienced woman. There’s just something incredibly erotic and alluring about a woman who’s been around the block.

You just get the feeling that they’d A. Be very thankful that they could potentially be in the sack with a nice young buck like myself and B. Let you do whatever the hell you wanted because they’ve probably done it before.

And am I the only one who feels this? Maybe it’s perverted but when I see a woman caring for her kid it’s kind of a turn on. I guess it’s the attentiveness factor. Knowing that she can be responsible for another human being makes me believe she’d really take care of my ass.

Though I’m not sure the women in these pictures are responsible mothers. Being in a MILF bikini contest probably doesn’t hold much water in the responsibility business.

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I know that I haven’t been on my game with amazingly hot chicks today but I’m in a filthy mood.  A woman over 40 with funbags like that kind of gets me from time to time.  Sue me.

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I’m always so excited whenever I get the chance to post a MILF.  This one is well worth the excitement.

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Apparently this is a picture of a mother with her daughters.  The only difference is that one set of boobs is far lower than the other.   That and about 30 years.  But who cares?  Throw in the mom.  I’m game.

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Imagine being the 16 year old son of this woman.  That would suck so badly.  All your friends really wouldn’t care about you in the least.  They’d just want to use your pool and invite your mom swimming.

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Can you imagine how many blow jobs these women have given in the last week?  The over under on this is 546.  Man that girl on that right….what a look she’s got on her.

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So no matter what you guys say, this woman is awesome.

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