Never will you get a better collection of dorks and blatant sexuality than at an Adult Entertainment Expo. And I’ll bet you’ll never get so many Star Wars freaks thinking they can actually have sex with these women than on a day like this.

But I digress. Adult Entertainment Expo’s are the tits, literally. I have never attended one (personally I think it’s too dangerous, I’m already addicted to porn as it is) but perhaps someday I’ll muster up the strength. For now I’ll just have to jerk off about 16 times to get this out of my system.

I fully believe that one day we’ll all eventually just be sitting at our own computers jerking off and never need human companionship again. A sad day but inevitable.

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If you don’t know who Laura Lion is, you probably won’t forget now.  That and I highly encourage you all to look her up.

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I mean don’t this girls just look so inviting?  “Come join us!  You can have sex with us all night if you’d like.  And in the morning we won’t even be there.”  Man I gotta stop daydreaming.

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Surprised Van Halen never made a follow up to “Hot For Teacher” involving this chick.  Good God.

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I think I might just have to do a weekly Aria Giovanni post.  This look is unbelievable on her.  I’m pretty sure I can jerk off to just her face.

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Has anyone heard of Shannon Show?  I wonder what the guy on the left is thinking.  One of two things:  he’s not her boyfriend and is pumped to be there.  He is her boyfriend and is pretty damned fed up with these pictures getting posted on flickr.

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You gotta love how girls like this end up on sites like “Busty Naturals” or anything having to do with a natural bust.  Every time I read a profile that says “Natural” with a check next to it I have to at least smile.  Come on guys.  It’s Carmella Bing, she takes it in the butt and that’s all I really have to know.  Thanks.

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Well, she’s not exactly dolled up there but Carmella Bing can still party like she needs to.  Whether this picture is “real” or staged is of no consequence.  It will definitely end up with these three naked and hopefully something really huge being inserted into Carmella.  In other news, I thought I might be gay for about one second and then realized I wasn’t.

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Estimated time it would take me to “finish” with these two?  10 seconds, but more likely 9.  Amy Reid on the right.  Now that she’s open for business (according to her website she’ll see dudes for 3000 an hour) I might just have to test out this theory.  In other news, Amy Reid isn’t that good looking and it really makes no difference whatsoever.

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Call me crazy but does that not look like a young Lanny Barbie?  For those of you who don’t know Lanny, she’s in the adult business.  That means she makes films involving sex.  However that’s not quite how Lanny started.  She began in a movie called “My First Gangbang.”  Usually women don’t do such hardcore stuff in the beginning but Lanny dove right in.  What a trooper.  In other notes, I’m a Pisces.

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