I’m not sure if it’s the sophistication factor or the factor of when a girl who looks prim and proper takes off all of her clothes and gets down, it makes it that much sexier. Whatever the factor is, chicks with glasses is definitely a turn on.

Unless of course they’re extremely unattractive in which case, why was I looking at them in the first place? But as you’ll see below these ladies just appear to have that quality of smarts. And to me those smarts mean that they may have some secrets in the bedroom we don’t know about.

That or I’m completely talking out of my ass to squeeze in a few sentences when I know you haven’t really been reading much and are probably drooling over the Eva Angelina picture.

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Never will you get a better collection of dorks and blatant sexuality than at an Adult Entertainment Expo. And I’ll bet you’ll never get so many Star Wars freaks thinking they can actually have sex with these women than on a day like this.

But I digress. Adult Entertainment Expo’s are the tits, literally. I have never attended one (personally I think it’s too dangerous, I’m already addicted to porn as it is) but perhaps someday I’ll muster up the strength. For now I’ll just have to jerk off about 16 times to get this out of my system.

I fully believe that one day we’ll all eventually just be sitting at our own computers jerking off and never need human companionship again. A sad day but inevitable.

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Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.

They’re the best compensation instrument on the planet. What happens when you see a mediocre looking chick who is flat chested? She’s not hot right? She’s just a mediocre chick. What happens if you take that same girl and paste on a ridiculous rack?

Well, this girl has endless possibilities, that’s what happens. And in all honesty I’m not saying this from a sexist point of view. I truly think it’s a fact. In the meantime enjoy these career boosting hoo ha’s.

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There’s nothing more fun than watching young chicks exert themselves to the outer limits to support their teams. And it’s never bad to see them doing splits either. That’s why I love cheerleaders and groupies.

It’s amazing how fine it is to see a hot chick wear slutty school logo and yet how awful it is to see a very not hot chick do the same thing. The world works in mysterious ways.

In any event I’ve collected some photos of both cheerleaders and chicks that have that school spirit we’re always looking for. Enjoy.

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Gooooooo Heat!!! Yay! Splits, tumbles, stretching, screaming, sweating. They’re all part of the game. How far can your legs go behind your head? How mushed up can you make your breasts? If a player comes on to you, do you have sex with him immediately?

These are the important questions these ladies must have faced last year. And now they’ve been shaking their tushies for the entire season. Life in Miami must be pretty fun for the Heat Dancers.

It’s just too bad the team royally sucks right now. No worries though. I’m sure it’s a fun halftime show.

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Whether it’s assisted by the hands of the girl herself, assisted by her friends hands, or if it’s unassisted, the breasts can really take on a whole new life when they are squeezed together. It’s truly a blessing in this world.

It’s like a push up bra without needing a push up bra. I don’t know why and I’m not going to fight it but there’s just something alluring about the divider line that forms. It transforms a man’s spirit and takes his once functioning brain and turns it into a quick pile of mud.

Well, I’ll enjoy the mud for these few moments.

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I’m sorry but is the SMAEB not one of the best things of all time? Is it just the lighting in these pictures or are these girls nothing short of ridiculous?

First of all, Italy easily houses some of the hottest chicks on the planet. The one brunette you’ll see below (2nd row) is enough to say “This country has the hottest girls on the planet” even if that country had all ugly girls except for her. She’d make up for the other millions.

Second of all, there is no second of all. That brunette is going to be my project for the rest of my life.

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You just have to love the sport of Volleyball these days. Eh, it’s still the same sport. It’s not particularly exciting to watch. Sure I appreciate the athleticism. I think it’s wonderful that these folks can jump in the sand.

But do you really think the sport would have a shot at going anywhere if not for the wonderful Nestea Cheerleaders you see before you? The fact that these girls party at night with Jeans and Heels is absolutely glorious.

Their boss must have been like “Do you think your job is done here? No. Go dress like sluts and dance with each other for all these guys. Then maybe we can talk new contract. No I said push up bra! Bra! Not bro. Now go shake it.”

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If you’re at a concert or sporting event it’s always nice to get a hot chick whose serving refreshments. It’s even nicer when they decide to show their asses or pretend to dirty dance for a camera.

I’ll never forget the time I was in 95 degree humid weather with an extreme hangover in desperate need of water. I hadn’t eaten anything and downed the bottle. It was easily the worst case of the runs I’d ever had and there was no bathroom in site.

That story has absolutely nothing to do with hot vendor chicks but I just wanted to share that. In any event, the next time I feel major thirst and a big dump coming on, I’ll be sure to head towards women like this to serve me.

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It’s not so much that I love pictures of women whose tushies are the centerpiece of the picture, because I do. What I’m wondering is what the photographers tell these women for inspiration.

Do you think it’s something along the lines of “I want you to picture yourself taking it up the butt….show me that emotion, yes, up the butt.” Or is it something like “Picture yourself looking at ten thousand dollars on the ground. You’re about to pick it up. Feel that emotion.”

“Oh yeah, and take your pants off, thanks.”

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