Want to spill water on me? Fine. Want to piss on me? If that’s your thing and you have giant breasts then by all means go ahead. If it’s moist, if it shines, hell if it’s even near a toilet and you get water on your pants then it make me a little happier.

Wetness is the bestness. I thoroughly enjoy pictures with the prospect of a girl getting soaked.

P.S. Could the guys in the pool be any douchier?

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Oh yeah.  There’s just something so high class about a girl in an evening gown posing on a motorcycle.  That or a “I’m feeling a gangbang coming on” type of vibe.

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Clearly this was taken at a public beach and clearly I’ve been going to the wrong public beaches.

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Remember that scene in the movie Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts is only wearing a tie?  I could vomit to that scene if I compare her to this girl.  Damn

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That is about as perfect a body and perfect a facial expression you will find in one picture, and in one woman.

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Man this girl has the potential to be super slutty.  That and whorish.  That and a vagina.  That and I’m a loser.

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Cans.  Absolute.  Unadulterated.  CANS

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If it weren’t for that little orange covering the beaver to make me drool I’d say it was the car but as such, I’ll have to take the little vixen for now.

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Does anyone know what Team Capel is?  Neither do I.  Does anyone care?  Anyone?  Whoever they are, there’s definitely a lot of oil and wetness involved.  So they got that going for them..which is nice.

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Now if I can somehow squeeze in between there and slip these two a roofie, I’d be set.

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