The extremes I feel when I see certain girls out and drunk are truly phenomenal. I can’t tell you how much I want to absolutely violate these chicks in the span of 2 hours and yet how little I’d want to spend the five minutes necessary to get them to come up to my room.

Yeah, I like I have any kind of shot at bringing them anywhere. I’m almost thirty, am sitting here on a computer writing about being out, and I’m engaged. Then again, it’s always nice to hope. It’s nice to have dreams. It’s also nice to have those dreams ripped away by knowing you are entering the sanctity of marriage.

What a world we live in. Pictures like this, while they may be fun to some of you, suck the life out of me. I just wish one of these girls would suck the life out of me.

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Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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I’m sorry but is the SMAEB not one of the best things of all time? Is it just the lighting in these pictures or are these girls nothing short of ridiculous?

First of all, Italy easily houses some of the hottest chicks on the planet. The one brunette you’ll see below (2nd row) is enough to say “This country has the hottest girls on the planet” even if that country had all ugly girls except for her. She’d make up for the other millions.

Second of all, there is no second of all. That brunette is going to be my project for the rest of my life.

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It’s not so much that I love pictures of women whose tushies are the centerpiece of the picture, because I do. What I’m wondering is what the photographers tell these women for inspiration.

Do you think it’s something along the lines of “I want you to picture yourself taking it up the butt….show me that emotion, yes, up the butt.” Or is it something like “Picture yourself looking at ten thousand dollars on the ground. You’re about to pick it up. Feel that emotion.”

“Oh yeah, and take your pants off, thanks.”

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Remember that scene in the movie Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts is only wearing a tie?  I could vomit to that scene if I compare her to this girl.  Damn

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Man this girl has the potential to be super slutty.  That and whorish.  That and a vagina.  That and I’m a loser.

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Scenario:  You’re happily married man and you are 3000 miles away from your wife.  This girl stands alone and says, “no one has to know and I’m as wet as my hair is right now.”  What do you do?

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Not much else I can say here right?  Those bikini tops are the perfect size.

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Sometimes I really regret that I’m not a white trash redneck.

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Honestly I don’t have much else to say. This picture is simply awesome.

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