Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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Gooooooo Heat!!! Yay! Splits, tumbles, stretching, screaming, sweating. They’re all part of the game. How far can your legs go behind your head? How mushed up can you make your breasts? If a player comes on to you, do you have sex with him immediately?

These are the important questions these ladies must have faced last year. And now they’ve been shaking their tushies for the entire season. Life in Miami must be pretty fun for the Heat Dancers.

It’s just too bad the team royally sucks right now. No worries though. I’m sure it’s a fun halftime show.

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In case you are wondering, Hot Import Nights is a company affiliated with car shows. They are responsible for finding the talent necessary to pose along side the vehicles. The Ladies of HIN will officially be a running thread on this site. There are countless hotties that eventually wind up being HIN girls.

Another thing HIN is esponsible for? Making sure the girls are making plenty of obscene gestures and sexual connotations. And that is how to market ladies and gentlemen. A little bit of oil, a lot of attitude, high heels, and bikinis.

Essentially being one step away from the equivalent of one of those adult expos (which will be another running thread on this site). In the meantime enjoy lubing up your pistons with these girls.

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Want to spill water on me? Fine. Want to piss on me? If that’s your thing and you have giant breasts then by all means go ahead. If it’s moist, if it shines, hell if it’s even near a toilet and you get water on your pants then it make me a little happier.

Wetness is the bestness. I thoroughly enjoy pictures with the prospect of a girl getting soaked.

P.S. Could the guys in the pool be any douchier?

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“Let’s make sure we hit plenty of bumps when you girls are sitting back there.  Need some more oil?”

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I like this picture because you have no clue what she looks like.  And I’m guessing it’s not great considering those men’s Adidas flip flops she’s got on.

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It’s both a blessing and an absolute curse that women like this exist.  That’s all I have to say about that.

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Scenario:  You’re happily married man and you are 3000 miles away from your wife.  This girl stands alone and says, “no one has to know and I’m as wet as my hair is right now.”  What do you do?

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“We’re having fun yes? Yes? We are having fun in the Ocean? Hahahaha. We are having fun yes?”

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OK.  Here’s the thing with this girl.  I’m 99% sure that if I were having sex with her I could finish and not have to restart again.  I’d just be done twice within the span of 30 seconds.

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