I’m always up for a cheap laugh that features a hot chick. Just go and visit, oh I don’t know, 99.9% of the sites we all link to and you’ll find some kind of reference to a hot girl and sex somewhere in there.

Some of these you may have seen before and to that I say, “who gives a shit?” They’re all pretty money as far as I’m concerned.

To all of my readers, this is about the most hardcore I’ll ever get here. As usual, no nudity but I’m assuming if your boss comes over to your desk, having these up probably won’t help your cause.

And if you go out later on tonight, good luck, and think of these while you’re doing your best to impress the young ladies.

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Click on the photo to see more of Audrina in that green bikini

Yup, I’d do her. Folks, enjoy your July 4th weekend.

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The extremes I feel when I see certain girls out and drunk are truly phenomenal. I can’t tell you how much I want to absolutely violate these chicks in the span of 2 hours and yet how little I’d want to spend the five minutes necessary to get them to come up to my room.

Yeah, I like I have any kind of shot at bringing them anywhere. I’m almost thirty, am sitting here on a computer writing about being out, and I’m engaged. Then again, it’s always nice to hope. It’s nice to have dreams. It’s also nice to have those dreams ripped away by knowing you are entering the sanctity of marriage.

What a world we live in. Pictures like this, while they may be fun to some of you, suck the life out of me. I just wish one of these girls would suck the life out of me.

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Click on the photo to see Kyla Cole and many others

I don’t know who Kyla Cole is and frankly it doesn’t mean much to me. I just know that there’s a lot of oil in that picture and oil is a very good and noble thing.

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There are times when you feel you need a known name. Sometimes one likes the great camera work, the sharp angles and airbrushed colors. There are times when you just want it “professional.” But there are other times.

Time like when your girlfriend has left for the day and you are feeling kind of disgusting. Days where you are just looking for “real” chicks. You want the bad lighting. You even want the girls looking a bit nervous. You kind of feel like these are girls you might actually have a shot with in another life.

Then again, I might just be talking about porn and non attractive girls. These girls happen to be very attractive and they are a great lead in to my jerking off in about an hour when my girlfriend actually does leave for the day. So enjoy today’s warm up.

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Click on the photo to view Pinder topless in Loaded Magazine

Do we even have to talk about Lucy Pinder? Best move she ever made was going topless. The next move? I think we all know. Penetration. Then she will have reached the top.

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I’m not sure if it’s the sophistication factor or the factor of when a girl who looks prim and proper takes off all of her clothes and gets down, it makes it that much sexier. Whatever the factor is, chicks with glasses is definitely a turn on.

Unless of course they’re extremely unattractive in which case, why was I looking at them in the first place? But as you’ll see below these ladies just appear to have that quality of smarts. And to me those smarts mean that they may have some secrets in the bedroom we don’t know about.

That or I’m completely talking out of my ass to squeeze in a few sentences when I know you haven’t really been reading much and are probably drooling over the Eva Angelina picture.

Pictures were uploaded by too many people. If you want specific credit and these are one of yours, email me.

Click on the photo to see more of her in a bikini

As you may or may not know, Oksana Andersson is a ridiculously hot WAG who’s been unfairly parading around topless with some homo soccer player. She’s torturing all of us and I’m really starting to get tired of this. Ok, I’m not.

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Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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Sure when she’s all done up she looks pretty damned good. But could you imagine dating this girl? Every time she’d stick her tongue in my mouth or worse yet on my stick, I’d think it was coming from the Hulkster himself. Yuck.

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