“No chance you last more than 5 seconds upon entry.”

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“How badly do you want to be a leopard patterned sofa right now?”

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“I was a Playmate.  I think that about covers it.”

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“Yes I’m of age but if I were 17 you’re telling me you’d look the other way?  Ha.”

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“Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.”

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“If you can guess my age I’ll let you see the bottom half of this picture.”

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“It might be a funny shape but it’s leather baby.  You love this.”

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“Come on in!  The water’s nice.”

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“I was just a one night stand 10 minutes ago and I’m still hopping around!”

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“Wait a second, you mean to tell me you found someone more attractive than me?  Wait a second, you’re a guy?  Hahaha.  Unlike you, I can get just about anyone I want.  The door is 10 feet behind you.  Adios.”

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