Why us Americans don’t hire strippers to play with each other on cars at car shows is a complete mystery to me. I’m not asking for them to get naked but it’d be helpful if they could put on some kind of nice show for a little bit.

Here in the U.S. all we really have are chicks standing like statues. Maybe if we got a little activity us men would be more inclined to make a purchase.

Perhaps if there were more to the term “Hummer” at the dealership, sales would be a little higher these days instead of Ford having to sell that brand.

It ain’t hard to market when you’ve got sexy women sprawled out on pieces of machinery to distract all the men. They should also have hot chicks at gas stations so people won’t mind the cost of gas as much. Thanks for your time.

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