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It’s nice to take a hottie out of Playboy that you’ve never heard of. If there is one thing that is a certainty in life, I’d let her Gemma my Jackson.

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My boy Don Chavez has a segment called “Hot or Not” on his site and this blond is one of his subjects.  Pretty tough answer huh?  I think you’ll find his “hot or not” posts are pretty laughable.

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Sometimes we get jaded by women that are famous. At times we’re so used to the Pamela Anderson’s of the world that we don’t stop and think of how unlimited the supply of hot women really is out there. It’s almost sickening.

I mean I get tired of a lot of things. I eat too much sushi, I stop for a while. If I have a gallon of ice cream, chances are I’ll take a break. But this ridiculous abundance of attractive women? It’s mind boggling at times. I guarantee you that if you looked hard enough you could find 1000 legitimately hot chicks who you’ve never seen, every day for the rest of your life.

What’s amazing is that you never seem to see them in actual life. it’s always in a magazine or a site like this. Are all these chicks just sitting in a room somewhere trapped by one guy? Possibly Hug Hefner. Maybe this guy has a corner on the entire hot girl market.

Maybe he controls porn, Victoria’s Secret, the whole kit and kaboodle. Maybe this article sucks. Maybe I should just be showing you hot chicks wearing swimsuits whose names I doubt you’d know.

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As long as that cleavage is prominent and she doesn’t give way to too many Fritos I will always be a tremendous fan of Kim Kardashian.  I even like the stuck up, rich attitude.  I know I’m horrible.  I can’t help it though.

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You gotta wonder. Do blondes actually have a better time when they’re out than a brunette would? I must admit, I’m more of a brunette fan and for whatever reason this whole “blondes are dumb” thing started it just seems true doesn’t it? I don’t know why it does, it just does.

There seems to be this switch that goes off when you see a blonde out there that she’s automatically prone to walking into signs, stumbling in heels and saying “what?” about 1600 times a day. I suppose it’s an unfortunate stereotype but it’s certainly a fun stereotype.

And the whole blondes having more fun thing. That’s gotta be true. Because when someone is so oblivious to the rest of the world and all rational thinking, they are bound to be lighter and more airy thus making things seem a hell of a lot more fun than they are.

Then again, what do I know. Blonds could have it made. Maybe they’re smart than all of us and are playing us like a grand piano. Maybe Jessica Simpson is the smartest woman on the planet and she’s been duping us the whole time. It wouldn’t surprise me.

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OK so let me get this straight.  You’re an attractive female and for the most part you’ve been used to getting your own way because you’re hot.  You’re generally not accustomed to paying for drinks and even having to carry your school books.  When you’re speeding you can get out of tickets because of sweet talking policemen.

When you get to college however, you generally have to pony up some cash to go on Spring Break (usually the parents will pay but she’s still spending someone’s money).  But now?  Now the majority of you hot girls aren’t even paying to go get drunk and party.

You’re being paid to get drunk and party?  I think I’ve had it with the privileges of hot chicks.  I’m 99% sure that a gorgeous white chick in America has an easier life than anyone.  “But guys are always coming on to me and I’m so self conscious!”

Shut the fuck up.  You’re hot and everyone does shit for you.  You are the luckiest human beings on earth.  Now pour me a drink and here’s some more of my money.

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I never heard of the Spice twins before and I sure am glad I stumbled upon these fine little tushies they’ve got.  In other news, I have a halfie right now.  Yes!

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There are plenty of fabrics out there but nothing screams, “look at my skankness and cameltoe” as much as spandex. It’s just such a poor man’s material. On the one hand you think of trailer trash overweight women in shopping centers picking up a million cans of spam.

On the other hand you see women like here up top and realize that as many of the bad moments of spandex you may witness, you’ll get the wonderful moments like that of up above. Like I said, it’s a wonderful fabric if used correctly.

And as you’ll see below, these women knew what they were doing when they were putting on the “skankness-cameltoe” fabric.

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Lindsay Strutt doesn’t need much of an introduction if you are wise in the ways of knockers. P.S. she has read hair. Is it red all over? I’m sure you all can find out. It’s a shame I don’t post nudity on here.

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Lets take these two for example. Girl on the right? Classic hair covering face shot which signifies a couple of things. One, she MUST have done anal in her life. Two? She must have done anal in her life. As for the girl on the left? I’m convinced she’s a little bottom heavy otherwise she wouldn’t be wearing loose pants. I’m also in denial because in reality she has a sick body and I’m jealous I don’t get to squeeze her virgin.

Here’s a random thought about a girl featured below. You know a girl has gigantic cans when one of them is being fondled and the left one manages to take a life of its own. Seriously that breast could easily start a colony somewhere and provide milk for the entire village for at least the first year of that colony’s existence.

And how about your classic Mardi Gras girls. Pretty? No. Not pretty at all. I’ll tell you though…a nasty drunk chick would truly make my Mardi Gras. Imagine being in New Orleans, you’re not getting any ass, it’s about 5Am and bang, any one of these chicks appears. Life has suddenly taken on new meaning hasn’t it?

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