Has anyone ever been to a bikini contest? I for one, have not. Here’s my theory on them. Obviously they are positive for society. Don’t get me wrong. I love seeing women oiled up and looking tight. But don’t you think that they’re just a little bit of a tease?

Put it this way. I can’t stand strip clubs solely for the fact that there’s no way you’ll ever touch these women (unless you have tons of money or own the damned place). It’s like looking at Playboy. Some people appreciate hot women. And while I love the female form, it just pisses me off to no end that they’re not in my laps the moment I’m looking at them.

So a bikini contest? Well that’s just women who are even more of a tease. They oil up their bodies and you can’t even see a nipple? I mean what’s that all about? But I digress. It is my duty to put these beauties up here. Enjoy it if you can.

Pictures uploaded by Christopher Holder

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