Jul 28 2008
It’s Fun to be a part of Playboy University’s Spring Break Festivities
OK so let me get this straight. You’re an attractive female and for the most part you’ve been used to getting your own way because you’re hot. You’re generally not accustomed to paying for drinks and even having to carry your school books. When you’re speeding you can get out of tickets because of sweet talking policemen.
When you get to college however, you generally have to pony up some cash to go on Spring Break (usually the parents will pay but she’s still spending someone’s money). But now? Now the majority of you hot girls aren’t even paying to go get drunk and party.
You’re being paid to get drunk and party? I think I’ve had it with the privileges of hot chicks. I’m 99% sure that a gorgeous white chick in America has an easier life than anyone. “But guys are always coming on to me and I’m so self conscious!”
Shut the fuck up. You’re hot and everyone does shit for you. You are the luckiest human beings on earth. Now pour me a drink and here’s some more of my money.
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