So if you were paying any attention in June of this year you could have been watching the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Contest. Personally I have better things to do than to completely torture myself with the knowledge that the closest I’ll ever get to these women is by trying to touch their 2 dimensional bodies on paper.

I’m just kidding man. Don’t you know I’ve been with all of these women? I’m their manager. I’m a total liar and a horrible human being. That’s right. I’m the asshole. I’m the asshole in the place?

Tell me something man. Where do all the high school girls hang out around here? This is what happens when you have writer’s block. You start spitting out lines from movies. Hope you liked it.

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