It’s not that I love watching drunk chicks party up a storm, because I do. It’s watching them and thinking to myself, “I wonder what percentage of these girls will wind up in porn?” Unfortunately it’s a very low number but there’s always hope.

You just never know who you’ve eventually going to be jerking off to. Not only that, you may very well run into one of these chicks on the street…or not. What the hell am I talking about right now? I think I should just get it over with. Seriously.

It’s time to open my own porn production company. With all of these women shamelessly taking off their clothes for free publicity, might as well A. Make them a little money and B. Make more money for myself off of them.

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