I cannot stress the importance of Spring Break enough. I had a Spring Break all four years of my college career and I must say I had fun on each one. However, if I were to do it again. I’d have one mission. Seriously. Screw hanging out with friends. I could do that anytime.

I’m talking about getting as many large breasts into my hands as possible. And I mean with consent. There’s just no better time than Spring Break to make this happen. I promise you. All of you crazy college kids out there.

Just look at these pictures. They are real. Don’t make the mistakes I did by saying, “yeah we’re gonna have fun!” Bullshit. Boobs. Get boobs guys. That is your mission. That is your only mission. Thanks.

Spring Boobs!

Pictures uploaded by abba-dooba

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