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It’s always nice to see girls with huge breasts being so patriotic.  Oh, you weren’t looking?  Check out that bikini guys.  It’s an American flag.  Hell this woman could have an American flag tattooed on her vagina.  If that were the case I’d be putting my mouth right on those stars.

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There’s a time and place for skinny girls.  Skinny girls are great for attending award ceremonies and going to lavish balls (my balls, ahahahaha).  But skinny girls aren’t really all that great for turning you on unless they’re being violated by like 20 dudes.

Which is why I decided to get a collection of pictures of girls who are by no means fat, but they are by no means skinny either.  A nice tush is a big turn on and I’m happy to be sharing these tushies with you.

So the next time you see a “booty” that’s not too booty, think of this article and remember that chicks that are too skinny aren’t really the best candidates for sexual dynamics.  Eh, maybe they are.  Maybe I’m just in a big ass mood today.

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So Playboy is sharing Tiffany with us.  Isn’t that lovely?  And by the way, I think I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.  Implants have got to be the best invention in the last 100 years.  Seriously, has there been any invention that has affected men more than the breast implant?  No way.

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Gooooooo Heat!!! Yay! Splits, tumbles, stretching, screaming, sweating. They’re all part of the game. How far can your legs go behind your head? How mushed up can you make your breasts? If a player comes on to you, do you have sex with him immediately?

These are the important questions these ladies must have faced last year. And now they’ve been shaking their tushies for the entire season. Life in Miami must be pretty fun for the Heat Dancers.

It’s just too bad the team royally sucks right now. No worries though. I’m sure it’s a fun halftime show.

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You know, when a calendar puts “this calendar contains nudity” on the cover its a sign that its going to be a pleasure flipping through the months next year.  Get a load of Keeley.  Hot damn.

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When in doubt in terms of being able to think of material, it’s always a safe bet to post pictures of chicks in lingerie.  That or you can always do a bikini contest.  But you know what?  I guess I was just in a lingerie kind of a mood you know?  Sue me.

And sometimes I even like chicks in lingerie more than if they were naked.  I’m not saying all of the time.  But definitely some of the times.  And sometimes you are better off.  God knows there could be trouble under that lingerie.  No matter how good she may look.

Might be a silver dollar nipple situation going on.  There could be too much hair where there shouldn’t be any hair at all.  You just never know.  Lingerie leaves it up to the imagination and I know that’s a good thing considering the crap I can conjure up in my head.

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In case you guys have missed the news, it’s Oktoberfest in Germany.  And what better a way to kick it off than to have a German Celebrity who is incredibly hot (and incredibly busty) take down some suds?  Zee Germans are here.

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It’s a shame that the majority of people that attend these events are mostly lonely men who are in general pimply, potential virgins and compulsive mastubators.  I mean I’m definitely a compulsive jerker offer but I’ve never gathered the moxy to attend one of these things.

Personally I wonder if I’d actually have a shot at one of these ladies if the rest of my competition were a bunch of band dorks.  You just never know.  Plus I’m kind of a decent looking guy.  You’d have to think I might stand out a bit from the braces and puss.

Maybe one of the pornstars would all of a sudden feel the need for a quickie in one of the back rooms.  Then again maybe I’m just another total toolbox fan who has no life whatsoever.  Dare to dream.  Dare to dream.

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Alexa Loren is a new chick on the block.  She is now posing for FTV girls.  In case you don’t know it stands for first time video.  Isn’t that nice.  It should also be known as fisting TV but I guess that’s a whole different story.

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I have to admit.  I just don’t know what the hell is going on in other countries, but there’s something right.  Is it because we are a free society that we’re free to have big macs 25 times a day?  Stuff our faces with crap?  Maybe we need dictators.

Maybe we need leadership that will scare the crap out of us to the point where we dance everyday at the thought of our freedom.  Maybe we need laws about food and exercise.  Why do I say this?  Well for one, the U.S. is far and away the most obese country in the world and 2.  Just look at these chicks.

Seriously, I feel like 90% of the girls in South America have good bodies.  They may not all be gorgeous but there’s definitely less Gordas than there are Lobas.  I hope I got my Spanish right there.  Again, just look at these chicks.

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