God bless this world for dirty chicks.  It’s just such a treat when those 3 or 4 shots start to kick in and the girl you thought didn’t look that great when you first saw her now starts to look like someone you want to take home with you.

And then when shots 5 and 6 go down she becomes a bonafide hottie.  And call me crazy, but these girls deep down must know it right?  Because 9 times out of 10 you wind up having the craziest, and weirdest nights of your lives with them.

And maybe it’s because you’re drunk.  But still, it’s not often you pull hair, wind up with condoms in pizza boxes (wait, what?), slap asses, use verbal obscenities and get the best head you could remember in ages.  So let’s hand it to trooper chicks.

This bunch of girls uploaded by johnmardigras exemplified my sentiment

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