Flickr Cosplay Girls…

Could you hold that position with a penis in your mouth? Now that would be some skill

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Girl in the middle: “This seems like a fine resting spot.”

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One Hour after this picture:  Dripping candle wax and more dildos than I could count

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It’s a shame that the majority of people that attend these events are mostly lonely men who are in general pimply, potential virgins and compulsive mastubators.  I mean I’m definitely a compulsive jerker offer but I’ve never gathered the moxy to attend one of these things.

Personally I wonder if I’d actually have a shot at one of these ladies if the rest of my competition were a bunch of band dorks.  You just never know.  Plus I’m kind of a decent looking guy.  You’d have to think I might stand out a bit from the braces and puss.

Maybe one of the pornstars would all of a sudden feel the need for a quickie in one of the back rooms.  Then again maybe I’m just another total toolbox fan who has no life whatsoever.  Dare to dream.  Dare to dream.

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For those that don’t know XBIZ is “The Adult Industry Source for Business News and Information.”  I know the adult business is a business but come on.  Do we really have to call it that?  Can’t we just call it a slut playground or something?

I mean I know there are accountants who work for “2inthePinkoneintheStink.com” but shouldn’t we give the industry a little humor, make it lighter in the eyes of a normal Joe?  Ah, whatever.  All I know is that these chicks, whether they are porn stars or not, definitely entertain.

If I were to set up a bar, these are the kinds of girls I’d want as bartenders.  Which reminds me, why on earth, as an owner of a bar would one not hire a hot chick?  I never understood that and never will.

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Never will you get a better collection of dorks and blatant sexuality than at an Adult Entertainment Expo. And I’ll bet you’ll never get so many Star Wars freaks thinking they can actually have sex with these women than on a day like this.

But I digress. Adult Entertainment Expo’s are the tits, literally. I have never attended one (personally I think it’s too dangerous, I’m already addicted to porn as it is) but perhaps someday I’ll muster up the strength. For now I’ll just have to jerk off about 16 times to get this out of my system.

I fully believe that one day we’ll all eventually just be sitting at our own computers jerking off and never need human companionship again. A sad day but inevitable.

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