You gotta wonder. Do blondes actually have a better time when they’re out than a brunette would? I must admit, I’m more of a brunette fan and for whatever reason this whole “blondes are dumb” thing started it just seems true doesn’t it? I don’t know why it does, it just does.

There seems to be this switch that goes off when you see a blonde out there that she’s automatically prone to walking into signs, stumbling in heels and saying “what?” about 1600 times a day. I suppose it’s an unfortunate stereotype but it’s certainly a fun stereotype.

And the whole blondes having more fun thing. That’s gotta be true. Because when someone is so oblivious to the rest of the world and all rational thinking, they are bound to be lighter and more airy thus making things seem a hell of a lot more fun than they are.

Then again, what do I know. Blonds could have it made. Maybe they’re smart than all of us and are playing us like a grand piano. Maybe Jessica Simpson is the smartest woman on the planet and she’s been duping us the whole time. It wouldn’t surprise me.

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I’m always up for a cheap laugh that features a hot chick. Just go and visit, oh I don’t know, 99.9% of the sites we all link to and you’ll find some kind of reference to a hot girl and sex somewhere in there. Some of these you may have seen before and to that I say, “who cares?” They’re all pretty money as far as I’m concerned.

This kid rules

This is the new Epic Boobs and it’s just as good as the old one

Couldn’t agree more. Man I love this one.

And if you go out later on tonight, good luck, and think of these while you’re doing your best to impress the young ladies.

Here are a few more.

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I feel like it would take me at least an hour to find my way to her vagina assuming I began at her feet. She could easily wrap her legs around a 500 lb man if she tried. Not that I’d want to see that…at least not right now.

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Awesome.  Period.

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How could that guy in the background not be staring at this chick?  Clearly he’s gay.

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I know that I haven’t been on my game with amazingly hot chicks today but I’m in a filthy mood.  A woman over 40 with funbags like that kind of gets me from time to time.  Sue me.

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Almost looks like a mirror right?  That would have been good enough but fortunately there are actually two women here.

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That is about as perfect a body and perfect a facial expression you will find in one picture, and in one woman.

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What’s the over under on the time one should spend going down on these two?  I’m going with 6 days.

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Not much else I can say here right?  Those bikini tops are the perfect size.

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