“My vagina is much stronger than your girlfriends”

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Ever look at a chick and just think to yourself “there’s no way this girl hasn’t taken it in the ass before.”  Sometimes it’s the way they dress.  Sometimes it’s just the look in their eyes.  Whatever it is, it’s a dirtiness factor and that vibe just kind of hits you.

I mean put it this way.  You look at a chick wearing some nice dress all prim and proper, chances may be slim (although deep down you’re hoping she’s the dirtiest chick in the world under those sheets).  But then you see some thonged bikini girl downing coronas and dancing on a pole.  Chances are a bit better that the butt has been penetrated.

So without further adieu, I think it’s time to share a gallery of girls, who to me, look like they’ve driven down that hershey highway before.

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You gotta love asses.  And you know something?  I think that’s all I’m really going to say today.  Enjoy these rumps.  Enjoy them well.

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Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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Whether it’s assisted by the hands of the girl herself, assisted by her friends hands, or if it’s unassisted, the breasts can really take on a whole new life when they are squeezed together. It’s truly a blessing in this world.

It’s like a push up bra without needing a push up bra. I don’t know why and I’m not going to fight it but there’s just something alluring about the divider line that forms. It transforms a man’s spirit and takes his once functioning brain and turns it into a quick pile of mud.

Well, I’ll enjoy the mud for these few moments.

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I had to post this again.

Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.

They’re the best compensation instrument on the planet. What happens when you see a mediocre looking chick who is flat chested? She’s not hot right? She’s just a mediocre chick. What happens if you take that same girl and paste on a ridiculous rack?

Well, this girl has endless possibilities, that’s what happens. And in all honesty I’m not saying this from a sexist point of view. I truly think it’s a fact. In the meantime enjoy these career boosting hoo ha’s.

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I guess I’m just in a boob mood today. Who are we kidding? Boob moods are nothing new and they’re not anything to be in a mood for. That is my mood. That’s always the mood I’m in. I could be taking a physics exam and boobs are there in the back of my brain just hanging out.

“Oh? A fulcrum and a weight? Interesting, boobs go up and down too.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that your Aunt died. Interesting, my friend’s aunt has big boobs.” See what I mean? They’re just always there. There’s nothing that can be done about it.

I think at times I like watching them more than having them in my face. You might be wondering why. Because there’s always that slight chance there’s some silver dollar areolas. And that’s just not good. I’m hoping all of these having perfect ones. I’m convinced they do.

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Quick question for all of you readers out there. Is there anything better than this? Seriously, is there anything better than a picture like this? Boobs. Nature’s equalizer. They are the best thing in existence. They immediately give a girl 2 points.

It’s my 2 point rule. If a girl’s overall rating is a 5 but you discover she has incredible “cans” she is a 7. It works every time. Think about it. You got a girl, she’s just such a 7 overall. And 7 is a great number. Slap on a couple of double D’s? Automatic 9.

No questions asked. Enjoy these cans.

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Whoever took these pictures is both A. Awesome and B. A complete and total skeezball. But I’m not saying I don’t appreciate the effort. There’s nothing like seeing asses oiled up and hoping you could be that guy who just says “How about I just go down on you right now?”

I’ve always wanted to do that. Reality states that “any girl when asked to have her hoo hoo eaten by a strange man on the beach will automatically refuse. The odds are about 1 in a 1000 that she says yes.”

Well then that solves it. I will go up to 1000 girls on a beach asking the “go down on you” question. It’s all about the numbers baby.

Damn I love oil.

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You gotta wonder. Do blondes actually have a better time when they’re out than a brunette would? I must admit, I’m more of a brunette fan and for whatever reason this whole “blondes are dumb” thing started it just seems true doesn’t it? I don’t know why it does, it just does.

There seems to be this switch that goes off when you see a blonde out there that she’s automatically prone to walking into signs, stumbling in heels and saying “what?” about 1600 times a day. I suppose it’s an unfortunate stereotype but it’s certainly a fun stereotype.

And the whole blondes having more fun thing. That’s gotta be true. Because when someone is so oblivious to the rest of the world and all rational thinking, they are bound to be lighter and more airy thus making things seem a hell of a lot more fun than they are.

Then again, what do I know. Blonds could have it made. Maybe they’re smart than all of us and are playing us like a grand piano. Maybe Jessica Simpson is the smartest woman on the planet and she’s been duping us the whole time. It wouldn’t surprise me.

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