There are plenty of fabrics out there but nothing screams, “look at my skankness and cameltoe” as much as spandex. It’s just such a poor man’s material. On the one hand you think of trailer trash overweight women in shopping centers picking up a million cans of spam.

On the other hand you see women like here up top and realize that as many of the bad moments of spandex you may witness, you’ll get the wonderful moments like that of up above. Like I said, it’s a wonderful fabric if used correctly.

And as you’ll see below, these women knew what they were doing when they were putting on the “skankness-cameltoe” fabric.

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Yay!  Sure we know this a lesbian scene waiting to happen but I for one and am trying to believe that some high schools out there are really like this.

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Is this girl hot?  You know what?  I have no clue but she’s automatically awesome.  This maneuver is what I call “uncoached.”  This is simply unteachable.  Can you imagine the world of possibilities here?  It’s pretty hard not to.  And yes, that was a pun intended use of the word “hard.”

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I for one don’t think this gesture is cool or badass by any means.  Besides, my eyes started to navigate down pretty quickly.

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