Raytracer was on his way to an Alley Cat race on a hot afternoon when he encountered a group of, um, hotties offering their carwash services to passing motorists, and cyclists! His bike was pretty filthy, and they got it sparkly clean! Thank you hottie carwash!

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Someone out there is a f*king genius.  “Here’s an idea.  Let’s stray away from just hiring hot chicks to pose in front of these cars.  Why don’t we go out and hire a bunch of strippers who are willing to dance on poles during their breaks and dike out with the other strippers.  Will that increase our audience?”

You’re damned right it will.  I wish the U.S. was this clever with their car shows.  You get guys to drool and all of a sudden the price of that Corvette doesn’t really matter now does it?  Especially when a hot chick with barely any clothes on is licking the dashboard.

Man this is awesome.

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Nothing says “Great Car” like a chick in a bikini draped all over one.  I don’t quite know what car show this is, and frankly it’s not a very big concern of mine.

It’s just nice to know that this industry will probably never die.  If gasoline cars eventually fail, it will be hot chicks draped over electric cars.  If the entire car industry fails, it will be hot chicks draped all over something.  No matter what it is, there will always be room for a hot chick to be draped over any kind of inanimate object.

And that’s what our country is all about.  You want a scantily clad woman posing with scrambled eggs?  You got it.  You want her to insert raw eggs somewhere?  You got it.  I love America.

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So it’s nice to be a hot chick in Toronto eh? Eh? EH? I’d imagine when these chicks aren’t posing in front of cars they are getting a very large amount of attention from Maple Leaf Heads and Argonauts fans.

I tell you something though. It would be nice to cozy up next to one of these hotties in front of a warm, roasty fire. That and to see what it’d be like if they were in a porn scene doing a reverse cowgirl anal. Ok, wait, if they were doing a reverse cowgirl anal in a car.

You know the funny part in all of this? There’s definitely a ton of average looking dudes in Canada who get to bang girls like this all the time. I’m imagining they all grew up having no clue how hot they really were. Porn really needs to make it’s way into Canada.

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If this first person isn’t an indication of the caliber of talent of women at car shows then I don’t know what is. I’m 99% sure I’d give up one testicle for one week of being able to go down on this chick. Are you kidding me? She could take a dump in a glass and feed it to me and I’d eat it like it were Haagen Dazs if I could bang her.

I mean is that what we might as well make this article about? What I’d do to have sex with some of the Importfest girls? Might as well. I would wax my inner ass to lick the ass of one of these ladies. I would kill six high school teenagers for a chance at anal with one of these ladies.

I would listen to polka music for one year in a damp cell to get a blow job from one of these ladies. Actually I’d rather just jerk off but it’s fun writing these things.

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Well here we are at yet another car show with yet even more convention models. This one was held in Long Beach. I’m really starting to like my job. Find hot chicks, write whatever I want about them, hopefully get a few visitors here and there, make a little cash.

Although could I be a professional masterbater? Is that a real life profession? Like could I work for Vivid or Anabolic Productions, sit in a room somewhere and basically “test out” every new video? I could judge videos by the sessions I just had.

Kind of like the role Tom Hanks had in the movie Big only with porn. Porn Movie tester guy. The point of this is nothing. But I would like to see these car chicks in said skin pictures.

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In case you are wondering, Hot Import Nights is a company affiliated with car shows. They are responsible for finding the talent necessary to pose along side the vehicles. The Ladies of HIN will officially be a running thread on this site. There are countless hotties that eventually wind up being HIN girls.

Another thing HIN is esponsible for? Making sure the girls are making plenty of obscene gestures and sexual connotations. And that is how to market ladies and gentlemen. A little bit of oil, a lot of attitude, high heels, and bikinis.

Essentially being one step away from the equivalent of one of those adult expos (which will be another running thread on this site). In the meantime enjoy lubing up your pistons with these girls.

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Why us Americans don’t hire strippers to play with each other on cars at car shows is a complete mystery to me. I’m not asking for them to get naked but it’d be helpful if they could put on some kind of nice show for a little bit.

Here in the U.S. all we really have are chicks standing like statues. Maybe if we got a little activity us men would be more inclined to make a purchase.

Perhaps if there were more to the term “Hummer” at the dealership, sales would be a little higher these days instead of Ford having to sell that brand.

It ain’t hard to market when you’ve got sexy women sprawled out on pieces of machinery to distract all the men. They should also have hot chicks at gas stations so people won’t mind the cost of gas as much. Thanks for your time.

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I feel like it would take me at least an hour to find my way to her vagina assuming I began at her feet. She could easily wrap her legs around a 500 lb man if she tried. Not that I’d want to see that…at least not right now.

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Are you starting to get a theme here?  What do you think the next picture will be?  This is a first here at Hottest Flickr Girls.  A tribute day.  How revolutionary.

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