Gooooooo Heat!!! Yay! Splits, tumbles, stretching, screaming, sweating. They’re all part of the game. How far can your legs go behind your head? How mushed up can you make your breasts? If a player comes on to you, do you have sex with him immediately?

These are the important questions these ladies must have faced last year. And now they’ve been shaking their tushies for the entire season. Life in Miami must be pretty fun for the Heat Dancers.

It’s just too bad the team royally sucks right now. No worries though. I’m sure it’s a fun halftime show.

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There’s nothing more fun than watching young chicks exert themselves to the outer limits to support their teams. And it’s never bad to see them doing splits either. That’s why I love cheerleaders and groupies.

It’s amazing how fine it is to see a hot chick wear slutty school logo and yet how awful it is to see a very not hot chick do the same thing. The world works in mysterious ways.

In any event I’ve collected some photos of both cheerleaders and chicks that have that school spirit we’re always looking for. Enjoy.

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You just have to love the sport of Volleyball these days. Eh, it’s still the same sport. It’s not particularly exciting to watch. Sure I appreciate the athleticism. I think it’s wonderful that these folks can jump in the sand.

But do you really think the sport would have a shot at going anywhere if not for the wonderful Nestea Cheerleaders you see before you? The fact that these girls party at night with Jeans and Heels is absolutely glorious.

Their boss must have been like “Do you think your job is done here? No. Go dress like sluts and dance with each other for all these guys. Then maybe we can talk new contract. No I said push up bra! Bra! Not bro. Now go shake it.”

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And here they are again! These damned Nestea Dancers. I swear to God there’s a picture down below which could conceivably be one of the best asses in the entire world. It’s a shame that Volleyball is really only famous during the Olympics.

I say the sport gets an increase in popularity over the next 5 years or so. As long as they have this Gstaad team of dancers to shake their stuff and purposefully show their tushies, then I think the sport will be just fine.

If you’re a male volleyball player, wouldn’t this kind of screw up your game? How in the world do you concentrate with that tail sitting on the sidelines? I don’t think it’s possible. The good news is, you probably get to hit most of that after the games.

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Gooooooooo team! What if you went to a football game, or any sporting even for that matter, and there weren’t any cheerleaders? Here’s a great example. The New York Knicks. I’m a Knicks fan and they really really sucked this year. You know what kept me through those games? The Knicks City Dancers.

So I just want to take a moment to appreciate all that is the cheerleader. Whether they are shaking their pom poms or doing leg splits, their efforts, while excruciatingly painful in terms of “man I wish I could bang her but I can’t,” are tremendously helpful to the entertainment of fans of crappy sports teams.

I will say they are a bit distracting at times, but who cares? I’ll take that flexibility and sweat any day of the week. Enjoy these ladies.

Photo credit to a bunch of people on Flickr. If you see your picture here and want credit please email me.

It’s always nice to see girls getting hammered, squeezing their tits, and licking their faces in an attempt to “innocently” post these pictures online in the hopes that they WON’T get seen? Who are we kidding here?

The world has changed and quite frankly whether these pictures are of real events or simply attention drawing model poses, do I or should you care? The answer is “not at all.” I’m just pleased that giant cans are being stared at by other girls with giant cans.

The internet is a beautiful thing.

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I’d much rather watch her play volleyball and get sand in her crack then most of the giant woman that grace the dirt courts of today.

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Not much else I can say here right?  Those bikini tops are the perfect size.

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Yay!  Sure we know this a lesbian scene waiting to happen but I for one and am trying to believe that some high schools out there are really like this.

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I’d love to take those wigs and…eh I don’t know.  Just take your pants off honey.

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