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Let’s play a fun little game called “Lifted.” Since these broads all showed up at this place, let’s dive into some of the things that were lifted that night.

The sagging limpedness of a young man’s wang.
The bosoms of 99% of the females that were in there by a push up bra.
The hope of most men or women having safe sex that evening.
The age of people getting into that bar because clearly there are underage ladies wearing tons of makeup.

What else was lifted? Any hope of me having a normal life. That was lifted a long time ago.

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So you’re in a nightclub in Vegas and you see this one amazingly hot chick dancing by some corner wall. It’s not even a pole. You see how hot she is and you have your normal “man I’m such a loser, why can’t I get a girl like her?” thought running through your head.

And just when you start to get pissed off knowing that you won’t be taking home a girl that evening, another hot girl comes to dance with this girl. And not only do they dance. They start doing some pretty spectacular things to each other.

There are times to appreciate this and times to get upset. Here? Alone? Sitting and writing this? I get happy because I have masturbatory material. But at the actual clubs? I get the opposite effect. That’s why I never understood strip clubs. Sure it’s nice to see a hot chick in no clothes. But not getting to have sex with her? It’s more frustrating than anything in the world.

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I felt that a compilation of girls kissing girls would be a nice addition to the Nightclub scene. Am I wrong? Let’s take this first picture for example. We’ve got a nice amount of tongue, much sloppiness, and I even get a sense that the girl on the left is slightly nervous about what she’s doing.

And it’ that reality factor that makes these pictures even more special. You know, it’s that feeling you get when you realize you caught a girl on camera doing something she didn’t really want to do even though she has a boyfriend waiting at home and if he ever found out she’d be royally screwed.

So she knows that you know and that you’ll probably be blackmailing blowjobs from her for the rest of her entire marriage. Ladies, you know who you are out there and if you’re not here by 5 o’clock sharp, big old Tom’s gonna find out about that night.

Man I love this job.

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Ever notice how sometimes clubs in Las Vegas seem to have an inordinate amount of hot chicks? Well, it’s not like they just decide to be there. Clearly they are being financially compensated for these appearances. Whether it’s to wear snowy white boots are entertain some VIP’s, hired hotties are everywhere.

And my take on this? I love it. It’s about the best marketing device one could possibly have. I mean which bar would you rather go to? One with a fat dude named Phil serving you, or one with a hot chick named Monique heaving her breasts at you.

You wouldn’t care if she served you a Mai Thai instead of your requested beer as long as you saw some cleavage. So these pictures are dedicated to the hired hands that make our eyes perk up just a bit more when we enter the scene.

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I’m always up for a cheap laugh that features a hot chick. Just go and visit, oh I don’t know, 99.9% of the sites we all link to and you’ll find some kind of reference to a hot girl and sex somewhere in there. Some of these you may have seen before and to that I say, “who cares?” They’re all pretty money as far as I’m concerned.

This kid rules

This is the new Epic Boobs and it’s just as good as the old one

Couldn’t agree more. Man I love this one.

And if you go out later on tonight, good luck, and think of these while you’re doing your best to impress the young ladies.

Here are a few more.

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The extremes I feel when I see certain girls out and drunk are truly phenomenal. I can’t tell you how much I want to absolutely violate these chicks in the span of 2 hours and yet how little I’d want to spend the five minutes necessary to get them to come up to my room.

Yeah, I like I have any kind of shot at bringing them anywhere. I’m almost thirty, am sitting here on a computer writing about being out, and I’m engaged. Then again, it’s always nice to hope. It’s nice to have dreams. It’s also nice to have those dreams ripped away by knowing you are entering the sanctity of marriage.

What a world we live in. Pictures like this, while they may be fun to some of you, suck the life out of me. I just wish one of these girls would suck the life out of me.

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Guy on the right:  “You don’t really think I was even remotely serious about this fat chick do you?”

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I’d love to take those wigs and…eh I don’t know.  Just take your pants off honey.

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What I’d give to be one of two things at this moment: either a red rose or a fake silver cross.

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