Someone out there is a f*king genius.  “Here’s an idea.  Let’s stray away from just hiring hot chicks to pose in front of these cars.  Why don’t we go out and hire a bunch of strippers who are willing to dance on poles during their breaks and dike out with the other strippers.  Will that increase our audience?”

You’re damned right it will.  I wish the U.S. was this clever with their car shows.  You get guys to drool and all of a sudden the price of that Corvette doesn’t really matter now does it?  Especially when a hot chick with barely any clothes on is licking the dashboard.

Man this is awesome.

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Why have one girl when you could have two, hell even three?  It just makes sense doesn’t it.  Why hire a fat disgusting male bartender when you could hire 3 ditzy dumb, big boobed hot bartenders?  There are some things in life that simply fit.  And having more than one girl around fits.

Don’t ask me why.  Don’t ponder it.  Just go with it.  And then when these girls get together and decide to tease us to no end? Well that’s just a treat now isn’t it?  The one thing that bothers me to no end is how the hell some people actually pull off situations like this.

There are some dudes out there were an average night for them is getting to bang two chicks at once. And no I’m not just talking about porn.  Ok maybe there isn’t.  I don’t know.  Whatever man.  Just enjoy these “more than one chick” shots.

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Sometimes they wear costumes.  Sometimes they have wigs on.  But you know something?  As long as they go those fluffy boots on, that’s what we’re here for.   Oddly enough I don’t think I’ve ever seen a porn movie where a chick has those boots riding high in the sky.

How I’ve never seen that is a complete mystery to me.  I’ve seen plenty of movies where the girl is naked all but her heels.  In fact I’d say 99% of porn movies contain a woman in heels.  But what the hell?  Why haven’t I seen a girl getting railed with nothing but those furry boots on?

I’m gonna have to look into this.  In fact my entire day just started to feel pretty depressing because of this hole in my life.  I better just check out some of these pictures and perhaps I’ll feel a bit better.

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Gooooooo Heat!!! Yay! Splits, tumbles, stretching, screaming, sweating. They’re all part of the game. How far can your legs go behind your head? How mushed up can you make your breasts? If a player comes on to you, do you have sex with him immediately?

These are the important questions these ladies must have faced last year. And now they’ve been shaking their tushies for the entire season. Life in Miami must be pretty fun for the Heat Dancers.

It’s just too bad the team royally sucks right now. No worries though. I’m sure it’s a fun halftime show.

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There’s nothing more fun than watching young chicks exert themselves to the outer limits to support their teams. And it’s never bad to see them doing splits either. That’s why I love cheerleaders and groupies.

It’s amazing how fine it is to see a hot chick wear slutty school logo and yet how awful it is to see a very not hot chick do the same thing. The world works in mysterious ways.

In any event I’ve collected some photos of both cheerleaders and chicks that have that school spirit we’re always looking for. Enjoy.

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I’ve noticed a sharp increase in chicks in wedding gown fetishes over the past year. Is it the fact that the woman is all of a sudden in a committed relationship that makes it appealing? Is it the high divorce rate? Are men just thinking, “might as well go for it the day she gets married?”

And you know something? I think I’ve kind of been sucked in by it all too. There’s just something kind of hot about watching a bunch of groomsmen defile a bride on her wedding day. Oh wait, that’s just the gangbang fetish in me, and pretty much any guy.

Whatever the factor, whatever the reasons, there will always be fetishes and this wedding gown thing just happens to be one of the latest. So if you’re into chicks on their wedding day, this is a set you might enjoy.

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So you’re in a nightclub in Vegas and you see this one amazingly hot chick dancing by some corner wall. It’s not even a pole. You see how hot she is and you have your normal “man I’m such a loser, why can’t I get a girl like her?” thought running through your head.

And just when you start to get pissed off knowing that you won’t be taking home a girl that evening, another hot girl comes to dance with this girl. And not only do they dance. They start doing some pretty spectacular things to each other.

There are times to appreciate this and times to get upset. Here? Alone? Sitting and writing this? I get happy because I have masturbatory material. But at the actual clubs? I get the opposite effect. That’s why I never understood strip clubs. Sure it’s nice to see a hot chick in no clothes. But not getting to have sex with her? It’s more frustrating than anything in the world.

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Ever notice how sometimes clubs in Las Vegas seem to have an inordinate amount of hot chicks? Well, it’s not like they just decide to be there. Clearly they are being financially compensated for these appearances. Whether it’s to wear snowy white boots are entertain some VIP’s, hired hotties are everywhere.

And my take on this? I love it. It’s about the best marketing device one could possibly have. I mean which bar would you rather go to? One with a fat dude named Phil serving you, or one with a hot chick named Monique heaving her breasts at you.

You wouldn’t care if she served you a Mai Thai instead of your requested beer as long as you saw some cleavage. So these pictures are dedicated to the hired hands that make our eyes perk up just a bit more when we enter the scene.

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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with putting on a semi strip show in front of 12 year old boys is there? Apparently not. That’s how they do it in Europe. Here in the states, our auto and bike shows consist of girls holding signs and standing by a car completely motionless.

In Europe? Leather chaps man. Leather chaps. I’ve also seen plenty of leg spreading, girls touching and nearly flat out porno sessions. If you want to draw a crowd US, you might want to consider implementing some of these strategies.

It’s also not a terrible idea to show a picture of a girl masturbating for your car ad with the slogan being “own one of our cars and this will happen to you the day you buy it.”

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I have no idea whether or not this is really a spring break picture but it certainly has that feel.  Those tits probably have a nice feel too.

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