What other conclusion can there be if she’s dancing with a dude with white glasses?

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I can only hope she drinks that entire bottle, thus giving me a much greater chance of defiling her.

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End of the night = 5 blowjobs, 5 guys skipping town in the morning, priceless photos

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They’re not quite strippers.  They’re not quite prostitutes.  But for some reason these chicks are awfully nice to us guys.  And yet they have the same job as the previous two mentioned professions: get money from men.  And you know something?  I’m fine with it.

I have no problem going to a bar knowing I have zero chance with these ladies.  It’s not that I’m not confident.  It’s that I know these girls will be going around to every single guy in the bar for the next 5 hours.  But if I’m gonna buy a girlie drink and not feel bad about it?  These are the chicks I want.

And in the event you do land a bar chick?  Make sure that night lasts forever.   That or until the next night when you’re handing her money all over again.

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Whether it’s posing in front of the toilet, getting drunk, or taking solo shots of themselves, some girls are obviously doing it for one reason: attention.  I’m not sure what compels a girl to let someone take a picture of them in some pretty personal moments but hey, who’s complaining?

Actually, I’d like to get the number of the guy who actually convinces these girls that this is an alright thing to do.   I mean aren’t they aware that these shots are on display at photo sharing sites?  What do they think is going to happen?  A call from Hefner?

“You know I was surfing around the internet yesterday and I couldn’t help notice that picture of you on the toilet.  I think you’d be perfect for us.”  Eh, enjoy the gallery anyway.

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God bless this world for dirty chicks.  It’s just such a treat when those 3 or 4 shots start to kick in and the girl you thought didn’t look that great when you first saw her now starts to look like someone you want to take home with you.

And then when shots 5 and 6 go down she becomes a bonafide hottie.  And call me crazy, but these girls deep down must know it right?  Because 9 times out of 10 you wind up having the craziest, and weirdest nights of your lives with them.

And maybe it’s because you’re drunk.  But still, it’s not often you pull hair, wind up with condoms in pizza boxes (wait, what?), slap asses, use verbal obscenities and get the best head you could remember in ages.  So let’s hand it to trooper chicks.

This bunch of girls uploaded by johnmardigras exemplified my sentiment

It’s almost “Sex and the City” time for these chicks. You can tell it’s just a matter of years before they wind up talking about periods and some rich guy they tried to get into the sack with. So the time spent now will be getting hammered hoping to get laid.

It’s not like I have a problem with this. I just love to point it out. And who knows? Maybe from these pictures the goal for these chicks isn’t to have a penis make an appearance that night. What the hell do I know? Hahaha. Yeah right.

Man they can’t wait to get as drunk as the night will allow and give the sloppiest BJ in the history of that night. Once again, I could be wrong. Right? Nope. There’s no chance that my statements are 100% accurate.

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It’s not that I love watching drunk chicks party up a storm, because I do. It’s watching them and thinking to myself, “I wonder what percentage of these girls will wind up in porn?” Unfortunately it’s a very low number but there’s always hope.

You just never know who you’ve eventually going to be jerking off to. Not only that, you may very well run into one of these chicks on the street…or not. What the hell am I talking about right now? I think I should just get it over with. Seriously.

It’s time to open my own porn production company. With all of these women shamelessly taking off their clothes for free publicity, might as well A. Make them a little money and B. Make more money for myself off of them.

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I’ve decided that we’re going to have a segment called “Drunk Party Girls” for the simple fact that these pictures come in abundance. However, many drunk girl pictures are staged and wind up with a ton of naked dudes getting involved.

Now I’m not one to complain about porn. Far be it from me to allow people their pleasures in life. But there’s something special about real homemade pictures. And these? I think these are real. Why? There are no guys in them.

And two. There is an ironing board in the background. Usually not that much attention is paid to detail in these kinds of pictures. Regardless of the reality, how much fun would it be to wind up with these chicks at say 3 in the morning?

Wonderful, that’s how fun.

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