I love this girl for being drunk and bad at cards and naked and on the Internet. You can view the entire thing, but here’s the best of the drunken strip poker game:

What other conclusion can there be if she’s dancing with a dude with white glasses?

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I can only hope she drinks that entire bottle, thus giving me a much greater chance of defiling her.

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End of the night = 5 blowjobs, 5 guys skipping town in the morning, priceless photos

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They’re not quite strippers.  They’re not quite prostitutes.  But for some reason these chicks are awfully nice to us guys.  And yet they have the same job as the previous two mentioned professions: get money from men.  And you know something?  I’m fine with it.

I have no problem going to a bar knowing I have zero chance with these ladies.  It’s not that I’m not confident.  It’s that I know these girls will be going around to every single guy in the bar for the next 5 hours.  But if I’m gonna buy a girlie drink and not feel bad about it?  These are the chicks I want.

And in the event you do land a bar chick?  Make sure that night lasts forever.   That or until the next night when you’re handing her money all over again.

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Whether it’s posing in front of the toilet, getting drunk, or taking solo shots of themselves, some girls are obviously doing it for one reason: attention.  I’m not sure what compels a girl to let someone take a picture of them in some pretty personal moments but hey, who’s complaining?

Actually, I’d like to get the number of the guy who actually convinces these girls that this is an alright thing to do.   I mean aren’t they aware that these shots are on display at photo sharing sites?  What do they think is going to happen?  A call from Hefner?

“You know I was surfing around the internet yesterday and I couldn’t help notice that picture of you on the toilet.  I think you’d be perfect for us.”  Eh, enjoy the gallery anyway.

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This picture is both awesome and really really scary. I think nutty girl in the middle here will be implanted in my memory for at least the next 24 hours. I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.   Is she possessed?  What the hell is going on here?  I hope she’s getting an incredible orgasm.  That’s all I hope.

You see, that’s when girls get like this damnet.  It’s when they’re hammered.  I tell ya if I ever meet a chick that naturally looks the way some of these girls do, then I think I’ve found a winner.  Here’s the ideal situation.  A chick that’s around you 15 minutes of the day and is hammered.

Wouldn’t life be grand if that were our reality?  But no.  Girls fart.  They poop.  That do all that stuff if you are around them enough.  I’m telling you.  Drunk.  15 minutes a day.

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God bless this world for dirty chicks.  It’s just such a treat when those 3 or 4 shots start to kick in and the girl you thought didn’t look that great when you first saw her now starts to look like someone you want to take home with you.

And then when shots 5 and 6 go down she becomes a bonafide hottie.  And call me crazy, but these girls deep down must know it right?  Because 9 times out of 10 you wind up having the craziest, and weirdest nights of your lives with them.

And maybe it’s because you’re drunk.  But still, it’s not often you pull hair, wind up with condoms in pizza boxes (wait, what?), slap asses, use verbal obscenities and get the best head you could remember in ages.  So let’s hand it to trooper chicks.

This bunch of girls uploaded by johnmardigras exemplified my sentiment

You know what’s best about groups of girls? Even if there are four average females standing in front you, chances are you’d definitely bang at least one of them.

And there’s always a great chance that your buddy will take the proper wingman steps and follow suit with a drunk hook up with one of the “not so great” ones.

It’s simple mathematics. Enough alcohol plus the chance that even if one of these girls isn’t so hot that she’ll potentially have great blasts equals you going home with a lady for the night, waking up in the morning wondering what you did and having a phenomenal story to tell your buddies.

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It’s almost “Sex and the City” time for these chicks. You can tell it’s just a matter of years before they wind up talking about periods and some rich guy they tried to get into the sack with. So the time spent now will be getting hammered hoping to get laid.

It’s not like I have a problem with this. I just love to point it out. And who knows? Maybe from these pictures the goal for these chicks isn’t to have a penis make an appearance that night. What the hell do I know? Hahaha. Yeah right.

Man they can’t wait to get as drunk as the night will allow and give the sloppiest BJ in the history of that night. Once again, I could be wrong. Right? Nope. There’s no chance that my statements are 100% accurate.

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