It’s not that I love watching drunk chicks party up a storm, because I do. It’s watching them and thinking to myself, “I wonder what percentage of these girls will wind up in porn?” Unfortunately it’s a very low number but there’s always hope.

You just never know who you’ve eventually going to be jerking off to. Not only that, you may very well run into one of these chicks on the street…or not. What the hell am I talking about right now? I think I should just get it over with. Seriously.

It’s time to open my own porn production company. With all of these women shamelessly taking off their clothes for free publicity, might as well A. Make them a little money and B. Make more money for myself off of them.

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Just as the E! Entertainment network has it’s Wild On… shows hosted by Brooke Burke, it’s time we had our own version of Wild On here at Hottest Flickr Girls. Not only do I think it’s completely alright for young women to take to the bottle and act crazy, I very much encourage it.

As far as I’m concerned there’s no such thing as binge drinking. And if having 10 shots causes you to pose with your legs stretched behind your head, then so be it! I’m not stopping anyone. Of course if you’re trying to get a government position with the FBI you might run into some problems.

I’m just glad I have the evidence and can use it as blackmail should the time come for me to ask for sexual favors in return for my silence.

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The extremes I feel when I see certain girls out and drunk are truly phenomenal. I can’t tell you how much I want to absolutely violate these chicks in the span of 2 hours and yet how little I’d want to spend the five minutes necessary to get them to come up to my room.

Yeah, I like I have any kind of shot at bringing them anywhere. I’m almost thirty, am sitting here on a computer writing about being out, and I’m engaged. Then again, it’s always nice to hope. It’s nice to have dreams. It’s also nice to have those dreams ripped away by knowing you are entering the sanctity of marriage.

What a world we live in. Pictures like this, while they may be fun to some of you, suck the life out of me. I just wish one of these girls would suck the life out of me.

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There are times when you feel you need a known name. Sometimes one likes the great camera work, the sharp angles and airbrushed colors. There are times when you just want it “professional.” But there are other times.

Time like when your girlfriend has left for the day and you are feeling kind of disgusting. Days where you are just looking for “real” chicks. You want the bad lighting. You even want the girls looking a bit nervous. You kind of feel like these are girls you might actually have a shot with in another life.

Then again, I might just be talking about porn and non attractive girls. These girls happen to be very attractive and they are a great lead in to my jerking off in about an hour when my girlfriend actually does leave for the day. So enjoy today’s warm up.

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If you’re at a concert or sporting event it’s always nice to get a hot chick whose serving refreshments. It’s even nicer when they decide to show their asses or pretend to dirty dance for a camera.

I’ll never forget the time I was in 95 degree humid weather with an extreme hangover in desperate need of water. I hadn’t eaten anything and downed the bottle. It was easily the worst case of the runs I’d ever had and there was no bathroom in site.

That story has absolutely nothing to do with hot vendor chicks but I just wanted to share that. In any event, the next time I feel major thirst and a big dump coming on, I’ll be sure to head towards women like this to serve me.

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Every single one of these pictures has the same message. At least from my point of view, there are two thoughts that hit me. The first. Why can’t I be there right now? The second. Can I please go back to college and have sex with all the girls I was supposed to?

Whether or not these photos are something staged or something genuine is not really my concern. What is my concern is that there are girls out there that party like this, look like this, and act like this. And wherever those girls are, they’re just not in my room right now.

And that is extremely disappointing.

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Girls are wonderful. They are truly God’s creatures aren’t they? But isn’t it just so much fun when they’re about 15 sheets to the wind? I mean when we’re not trying to get blown we are certainly trying to booze them up in order to get blown, are we not?

And when we’re not listening to them it’s a lot easier for them to not pick up on the fact that we’re just staring at their tits when they’re hammered right? Alcohol. It just feels right doesn’t it?

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Yup, I’m fully convinced this picture is real.  Either girls getting back from a trip and unpacking or the girls just decided to pose in their underwear right before they left?  No chance this picture was staged.

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How could that guy in the background not be staring at this chick?  Clearly he’s gay.

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Best holiday in the world man.  Girls are begging to dress like whores all year around and here is there shot.  God Bless Halloween.

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