I had to post this again.

Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.

They’re the best compensation instrument on the planet. What happens when you see a mediocre looking chick who is flat chested? She’s not hot right? She’s just a mediocre chick. What happens if you take that same girl and paste on a ridiculous rack?

Well, this girl has endless possibilities, that’s what happens. And in all honesty I’m not saying this from a sexist point of view. I truly think it’s a fact. In the meantime enjoy these career boosting hoo ha’s.

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The extremes I feel when I see certain girls out and drunk are truly phenomenal. I can’t tell you how much I want to absolutely violate these chicks in the span of 2 hours and yet how little I’d want to spend the five minutes necessary to get them to come up to my room.

Yeah, I like I have any kind of shot at bringing them anywhere. I’m almost thirty, am sitting here on a computer writing about being out, and I’m engaged. Then again, it’s always nice to hope. It’s nice to have dreams. It’s also nice to have those dreams ripped away by knowing you are entering the sanctity of marriage.

What a world we live in. Pictures like this, while they may be fun to some of you, suck the life out of me. I just wish one of these girls would suck the life out of me.

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I’m sure this happens all over America. A young girl, probably between 18-20 is sitting at home by herself. She’s wearing virtually nothing but a bra, sometimes no bra. She decides, “you know what? I’m just gonna sit home and take naughty pictures of myself.”

That or “I’m going to let some stranger take pictures of me making it look like I took naughty pictures of myself.” This is probably a very common past time in the fantasy man world. I like the fantasy man world. In that world we don’t get slapped in the face or yelled at for looking at younger girls.

In that world we get to look at the youngness, and slap the tushies. In our world we’re the photographers. I can’t wait to go to hell.

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How could that guy in the background not be staring at this chick?  Clearly he’s gay.

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Almost looks like a mirror right?  That would have been good enough but fortunately there are actually two women here.

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Remember that scene in the movie Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts is only wearing a tie?  I could vomit to that scene if I compare her to this girl.  Damn

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That is about as perfect a body and perfect a facial expression you will find in one picture, and in one woman.

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Is this the 50’s or something?  Tell you what, that hairdo is nothing a 2 hour session of doggy style couldn’t fix.

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I mean this just isn’t even remotely fair.  This woman is phenomenal.  And you know what’s best about her?  I feel like in street clothes, at a bar, I’d have just as good a shot as any guy at landing her.

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It’s almost better with her clothes on don’t you think?  No?  Maybe?  OK fine I’d plow the absolute living shit out of her too.

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