They just look like they’d be better in the sack don’t they?  And they also look like they’d be three times more likely to transmit a sexual disease in your direction but that’s besides the point.  We can’t control ourselves in the heat of passion can we gentlemen?

You get one of these ladies’ tongue in your ear whispering sweet nothings in a little Latina accent?  You’re gonna turn that down just because she has Herpes?  Um.  Yeah.  Of course you are.  That is why we have so many STD’s in this country damnet.  Because the little head thinks for the big one.

So the next time you are in the Latina mood, or any mood.  Use a condom.

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I have to admit.  I just don’t know what the hell is going on in other countries, but there’s something right.  Is it because we are a free society that we’re free to have big macs 25 times a day?  Stuff our faces with crap?  Maybe we need dictators.

Maybe we need leadership that will scare the crap out of us to the point where we dance everyday at the thought of our freedom.  Maybe we need laws about food and exercise.  Why do I say this?  Well for one, the U.S. is far and away the most obese country in the world and 2.  Just look at these chicks.

Seriously, I feel like 90% of the girls in South America have good bodies.  They may not all be gorgeous but there’s definitely less Gordas than there are Lobas.  I hope I got my Spanish right there.  Again, just look at these chicks.

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Yesterday I was shopping in Bed, Bath, and Beyond with my fiancee. Yes, I’m getting married and no she doesn’t read this site. Anyway, we were on line and this Latina chick was standing behind us. I’m telling you right now she wasn’t even that good looking.

But once I heard her speak her broken English and noticed that she clearly had breast implants I was sold. And she was more than likely Brazilian. There’s something very dirty and very awesome about this type of girl. I’m not 100% sure what it is but I know I like it.

I mean I know there’s lot’s of STD’s in Brazil in all. Well, maybe that’s it. It’s just this risquee type of thing going on there. Plus she really reminded me of this stripper who smushed those things right into my face this one night. That probably helped.

In any event here are some Latina’s that fit that mold.

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Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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Spread em!

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Funny, that’s exactly how I read my books.

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See that little tushy crack?  That’s all I really wanted to add.

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Yeah you know, I was just chillin’ here in nature and decided to look ridiculously good in a bikini.” I don’t get this picture at all but I like it.

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That’ll work.  She looks like a bonafide lap dancer.

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Twenty bucks to the person who can come up with the best caption here.  In reality it’s probably something along the lines of “thank you so much! I’m surprised that you picked me.  I’m honored!”  In my world it’s something like “Oh my God I know!  I didn’t think I could stretch that far either!”

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