It’s not that I’d ever want a biker chick to be my wife someday.  Hell, it’s not even that I’d want to really hang out with a biker chick for more than one night.  But don’t biker chicks turn you on?  Seriously.  It’s damned sexy seeing a one of these babes in leather all tough like.

I feel like that would extend into the bedroom.  But how much would it suck if it didn’t?  You’d have this badass Harley type girl who looks so rugged and commanding.  All of a sudden she gets all embarrased in the sack.  What a buzzkill that would be.

Let’s not go there.  Let’s just assume that every biker babe is a tiger in the bedroom.  Let’s also assume they all do anal and are bisexual.

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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with putting on a semi strip show in front of 12 year old boys is there? Apparently not. That’s how they do it in Europe. Here in the states, our auto and bike shows consist of girls holding signs and standing by a car completely motionless.

In Europe? Leather chaps man. Leather chaps. I’ve also seen plenty of leg spreading, girls touching and nearly flat out porno sessions. If you want to draw a crowd US, you might want to consider implementing some of these strategies.

It’s also not a terrible idea to show a picture of a girl masturbating for your car ad with the slogan being “own one of our cars and this will happen to you the day you buy it.”

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I just want you to appreciate the fantasy that is taking place in my mind.  I don’t see this picture for what it is.  I see this picture for what it could be five minutes after it was taken.

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I mean who else could she be?

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