“I just took a dump.  What do you think about that?”

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There are plenty of fabrics out there but nothing screams, “look at my skankness and cameltoe” as much as spandex. It’s just such a poor man’s material. On the one hand you think of trailer trash overweight women in shopping centers picking up a million cans of spam.

On the other hand you see women like here up top and realize that as many of the bad moments of spandex you may witness, you’ll get the wonderful moments like that of up above. Like I said, it’s a wonderful fabric if used correctly.

And as you’ll see below, these women knew what they were doing when they were putting on the “skankness-cameltoe” fabric.

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Has anyone ever been to a bikini contest? I for one, have not. Here’s my theory on them. Obviously they are positive for society. Don’t get me wrong. I love seeing women oiled up and looking tight. But don’t you think that they’re just a little bit of a tease?

Put it this way. I can’t stand strip clubs solely for the fact that there’s no way you’ll ever touch these women (unless you have tons of money or own the damned place). It’s like looking at Playboy. Some people appreciate hot women. And while I love the female form, it just pisses me off to no end that they’re not in my laps the moment I’m looking at them.

So a bikini contest? Well that’s just women who are even more of a tease. They oil up their bodies and you can’t even see a nipple? I mean what’s that all about? But I digress. It is my duty to put these beauties up here. Enjoy it if you can.

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I feel like it would take me at least an hour to find my way to her vagina assuming I began at her feet. She could easily wrap her legs around a 500 lb man if she tried. Not that I’d want to see that…at least not right now.

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OK maybe they’re not fighting over the lollipop but wouldn’t it be nice if they started wrestling, biting, licking, something?

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How much would you give to be a gas tank right about now?

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Are you starting to get a theme here?  What do you think the next picture will be?  This is a first here at Hottest Flickr Girls.  A tribute day.  How revolutionary.

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I think this would be a pretty simple way to encourage people to use cabs more don’t you?

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If it weren’t for that little orange covering the beaver to make me drool I’d say it was the car but as such, I’ll have to take the little vixen for now.

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Is this the 50’s or something?  Tell you what, that hairdo is nothing a 2 hour session of doggy style couldn’t fix.

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