Yes, this woman is a mother

There’s just something about a woman that went through all the pain of having a child that attracts us males.  What the hell is it?  It is some kind of freudian edipal thing?  Because if that’s true then I might have to rethink a lot of things about my life.

Maybe it’s the responsibility factor.  If you’re responsible enough to take care of a child then you’re probably going to be taking care of my little child…you know, my penis.  Maybe it’s the idea of wine and satin sheets.  Having an affair.

Maybe it’s the dream of being a delivery guy and a loney housewife takes you in.  Whatever it is, something about older women just works.  And I’m never going to fight it.

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I think I’m going to reinvent the rules to the MILF game. I don’t run any porn sites, and I know that I absolutely should. I suppose if I were single you’d see nudity and penetration on this site but as it stands I must endlessly suffer the wrath of sub softcore.

Anyway, back to my point. Here’s what the whole MILF genre must be. There are tons of hot chicks out there. That’s a given. Hell there are tons of hot chicks over 40 years old who are willing to pose naked. But should that be the MILF genre?

I think the whole MILF game should be women that are hot enough. And by that I mean, they should have a quality that’s bangable. I mean that’s what we like about MILF’s in the first place. They are older, experienced and almost homely in a way. If I want drop dead hottie, I can find that anywhere.

So here are chicks that will put you in that special mood every once in a while.

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You’ve got your long, flowing dresses. You know, the kind that are “dashing?” You’ve got your somewhat revealing dresses that show a bit of cleavage. And then you’ve got your flat out, skanky, vinyl, tight, hookerish dresses.

Those are the kinds of dresses we like to focus on here at Hottest Flicks Girls. Because women should be proud of the fact that they can elicit a “man what I’d pay to bang her” type of response from a guy. Every woman should go out knowing that the last thing on a guy’s mind is conversation.

Why the hell hide it? Honestly I’m really not a pig. I just know what I want and know who I am. Fantasy is my business and so is not doing any of this in real life. God damnet I suck.

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If you’re at a concert or sporting event it’s always nice to get a hot chick whose serving refreshments. It’s even nicer when they decide to show their asses or pretend to dirty dance for a camera.

I’ll never forget the time I was in 95 degree humid weather with an extreme hangover in desperate need of water. I hadn’t eaten anything and downed the bottle. It was easily the worst case of the runs I’d ever had and there was no bathroom in site.

That story has absolutely nothing to do with hot vendor chicks but I just wanted to share that. In any event, the next time I feel major thirst and a big dump coming on, I’ll be sure to head towards women like this to serve me.

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Yes, every one of these women has giving birth before.

Ah yes, the ways of an experienced woman. There’s just something incredibly erotic and alluring about a woman who’s been around the block.

You just get the feeling that they’d A. Be very thankful that they could potentially be in the sack with a nice young buck like myself and B. Let you do whatever the hell you wanted because they’ve probably done it before.

And am I the only one who feels this? Maybe it’s perverted but when I see a woman caring for her kid it’s kind of a turn on. I guess it’s the attentiveness factor. Knowing that she can be responsible for another human being makes me believe she’d really take care of my ass.

Though I’m not sure the women in these pictures are responsible mothers. Being in a MILF bikini contest probably doesn’t hold much water in the responsibility business.

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I know that I haven’t been on my game with amazingly hot chicks today but I’m in a filthy mood.  A woman over 40 with funbags like that kind of gets me from time to time.  Sue me.

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I’m always so excited whenever I get the chance to post a MILF.  This one is well worth the excitement.

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Apparently this is a picture of a mother with her daughters.  The only difference is that one set of boobs is far lower than the other.   That and about 30 years.  But who cares?  Throw in the mom.  I’m game.

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Imagine being the 16 year old son of this woman.  That would suck so badly.  All your friends really wouldn’t care about you in the least.  They’d just want to use your pool and invite your mom swimming.

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Can you imagine how many blow jobs these women have given in the last week?  The over under on this is 546.  Man that girl on that right….what a look she’s got on her.

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