Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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Whoever took these pictures is both A. Awesome and B. A complete and total skeezball. But I’m not saying I don’t appreciate the effort. There’s nothing like seeing asses oiled up and hoping you could be that guy who just says “How about I just go down on you right now?”

I’ve always wanted to do that. Reality states that “any girl when asked to have her hoo hoo eaten by a strange man on the beach will automatically refuse. The odds are about 1 in a 1000 that she says yes.”

Well then that solves it. I will go up to 1000 girls on a beach asking the “go down on you” question. It’s all about the numbers baby.

Damn I love oil.

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Sure I get it. Just another Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest that we can simply add to the well here. But it’s not so much that it’s Miss Hawaiian Tropic. It’s that it was in Boliva. It’s that all these chicks are Latinas. It’s that all of them can dance.

It’s that all of them get oiled up. It’s the fact that they all also got completely liquored up after the event. It’s just all these things that make anything non American having to do with women an amazing thing. Can you imagine going out and getting trashed with these chicks?

You’d be surprised how the fact they’re hot would mean absolutely nothing once the alcohol sets in. You know the best thing to do with models? Call them fat. Seriously.

Get them so insecure that they have no choice but to constantly seek your approval. Take that all the way into the bedroom. “You’re blowjob skills are embarrassing and they make you fat.”

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Has anyone ever been to a bikini contest? I for one, have not. Here’s my theory on them. Obviously they are positive for society. Don’t get me wrong. I love seeing women oiled up and looking tight. But don’t you think that they’re just a little bit of a tease?

Put it this way. I can’t stand strip clubs solely for the fact that there’s no way you’ll ever touch these women (unless you have tons of money or own the damned place). It’s like looking at Playboy. Some people appreciate hot women. And while I love the female form, it just pisses me off to no end that they’re not in my laps the moment I’m looking at them.

So a bikini contest? Well that’s just women who are even more of a tease. They oil up their bodies and you can’t even see a nipple? I mean what’s that all about? But I digress. It is my duty to put these beauties up here. Enjoy it if you can.

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So you’re in a nightclub in Vegas and you see this one amazingly hot chick dancing by some corner wall. It’s not even a pole. You see how hot she is and you have your normal “man I’m such a loser, why can’t I get a girl like her?” thought running through your head.

And just when you start to get pissed off knowing that you won’t be taking home a girl that evening, another hot girl comes to dance with this girl. And not only do they dance. They start doing some pretty spectacular things to each other.

There are times to appreciate this and times to get upset. Here? Alone? Sitting and writing this? I get happy because I have masturbatory material. But at the actual clubs? I get the opposite effect. That’s why I never understood strip clubs. Sure it’s nice to see a hot chick in no clothes. But not getting to have sex with her? It’s more frustrating than anything in the world.

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In case you are wondering, Hot Import Nights is a company affiliated with car shows. They are responsible for finding the talent necessary to pose along side the vehicles. The Ladies of HIN will officially be a running thread on this site. There are countless hotties that eventually wind up being HIN girls.

Another thing HIN is esponsible for? Making sure the girls are making plenty of obscene gestures and sexual connotations. And that is how to market ladies and gentlemen. A little bit of oil, a lot of attitude, high heels, and bikinis.

Essentially being one step away from the equivalent of one of those adult expos (which will be another running thread on this site). In the meantime enjoy lubing up your pistons with these girls.

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Yes, every one of these women has giving birth before.

Ah yes, the ways of an experienced woman. There’s just something incredibly erotic and alluring about a woman who’s been around the block.

You just get the feeling that they’d A. Be very thankful that they could potentially be in the sack with a nice young buck like myself and B. Let you do whatever the hell you wanted because they’ve probably done it before.

And am I the only one who feels this? Maybe it’s perverted but when I see a woman caring for her kid it’s kind of a turn on. I guess it’s the attentiveness factor. Knowing that she can be responsible for another human being makes me believe she’d really take care of my ass.

Though I’m not sure the women in these pictures are responsible mothers. Being in a MILF bikini contest probably doesn’t hold much water in the responsibility business.

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“Let’s make sure we hit plenty of bumps when you girls are sitting back there.  Need some more oil?”

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It’s both a blessing and an absolute curse that women like this exist.  That’s all I have to say about that.

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Does anyone know what Team Capel is?  Neither do I.  Does anyone care?  Anyone?  Whoever they are, there’s definitely a lot of oil and wetness involved.  So they got that going for them..which is nice.

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