Anyone who doesn’t think that Hugh Hefner is both the luckiest and guy who would win first prize in the “if I could be a guy here’s who I’d want to be” contest, is simply wrong. not only does this guy get laid more in a week than I will in my life. He throws ridiculous parties.

Not only are ridiculous parties thrown there. He makes money off of these parties. Hugh Hefner does NOTHING. He has a staff that takes care of all the planning. Hugh collects the checks. It really doesn’t get better than this.

Plus more than half the time the girls aren’t even wearing tops. They’re simply wearing paint. It’s a nice added bonus. I must attend one of these parties before my death.

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