Sometimes we get jaded by women that are famous. At times we’re so used to the Pamela Anderson’s of the world that we don’t stop and think of how unlimited the supply of hot women really is out there. It’s almost sickening.

I mean I get tired of a lot of things. I eat too much sushi, I stop for a while. If I have a gallon of ice cream, chances are I’ll take a break. But this ridiculous abundance of attractive women? It’s mind boggling at times. I guarantee you that if you looked hard enough you could find 1000 legitimately hot chicks who you’ve never seen, every day for the rest of your life.

What’s amazing is that you never seem to see them in actual life. it’s always in a magazine or a site like this. Are all these chicks just sitting in a room somewhere trapped by one guy? Possibly Hug Hefner. Maybe this guy has a corner on the entire hot girl market.

Maybe he controls porn, Victoria’s Secret, the whole kit and kaboodle. Maybe this article sucks. Maybe I should just be showing you hot chicks wearing swimsuits whose names I doubt you’d know.

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Want to spill water on me? Fine. Want to piss on me? If that’s your thing and you have giant breasts then by all means go ahead. If it’s moist, if it shines, hell if it’s even near a toilet and you get water on your pants then it make me a little happier.

Wetness is the bestness. I thoroughly enjoy pictures with the prospect of a girl getting soaked.

P.S. Could the guys in the pool be any douchier?

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I think we’re done for the day.  I’m tired.

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Would you like a fresh hot towel? A rub down? A giant sex toy to play with? Just tell me sweetie and I’ll make it happen.

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“Any one wishing to towel me off, now would be the time to do so.”

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