Gooooooo Heat!!! Yay! Splits, tumbles, stretching, screaming, sweating. They’re all part of the game. How far can your legs go behind your head? How mushed up can you make your breasts? If a player comes on to you, do you have sex with him immediately?

These are the important questions these ladies must have faced last year. And now they’ve been shaking their tushies for the entire season. Life in Miami must be pretty fun for the Heat Dancers.

It’s just too bad the team royally sucks right now. No worries though. I’m sure it’s a fun halftime show.

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There’s nothing more fun than watching young chicks exert themselves to the outer limits to support their teams. And it’s never bad to see them doing splits either. That’s why I love cheerleaders and groupies.

It’s amazing how fine it is to see a hot chick wear slutty school logo and yet how awful it is to see a very not hot chick do the same thing. The world works in mysterious ways.

In any event I’ve collected some photos of both cheerleaders and chicks that have that school spirit we’re always looking for. Enjoy.

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You just have to love the sport of Volleyball these days. Eh, it’s still the same sport. It’s not particularly exciting to watch. Sure I appreciate the athleticism. I think it’s wonderful that these folks can jump in the sand.

But do you really think the sport would have a shot at going anywhere if not for the wonderful Nestea Cheerleaders you see before you? The fact that these girls party at night with Jeans and Heels is absolutely glorious.

Their boss must have been like “Do you think your job is done here? No. Go dress like sluts and dance with each other for all these guys. Then maybe we can talk new contract. No I said push up bra! Bra! Not bro. Now go shake it.”

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Whether it’s assisted by the hands of the girl herself, assisted by her friends hands, or if it’s unassisted, the breasts can really take on a whole new life when they are squeezed together. It’s truly a blessing in this world.

It’s like a push up bra without needing a push up bra. I don’t know why and I’m not going to fight it but there’s just something alluring about the divider line that forms. It transforms a man’s spirit and takes his once functioning brain and turns it into a quick pile of mud.

Well, I’ll enjoy the mud for these few moments.

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I had to post this again.

Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.

They’re the best compensation instrument on the planet. What happens when you see a mediocre looking chick who is flat chested? She’s not hot right? She’s just a mediocre chick. What happens if you take that same girl and paste on a ridiculous rack?

Well, this girl has endless possibilities, that’s what happens. And in all honesty I’m not saying this from a sexist point of view. I truly think it’s a fact. In the meantime enjoy these career boosting hoo ha’s.

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I tend to try and stick with a theme all the time. But today I just decided to find some good old, home grown, sexy hot chicks. Sue me. I’m sorry but once in a while it’s necessary. We just need to look at some fine butts, great boobalas and that’s that.

Nothing wrong with dreaming of a life less ordinary is there? Nothing wrong with babbling on and on and on so you can fill up space on a blog is there? Just killing the time you know?

Hi everyone! Hello! How are ya? Will I jerk off in the next five minutes? Yes. Yes I will.

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Whoever took these pictures is both A. Awesome and B. A complete and total skeezball. But I’m not saying I don’t appreciate the effort. There’s nothing like seeing asses oiled up and hoping you could be that guy who just says “How about I just go down on you right now?”

I’ve always wanted to do that. Reality states that “any girl when asked to have her hoo hoo eaten by a strange man on the beach will automatically refuse. The odds are about 1 in a 1000 that she says yes.”

Well then that solves it. I will go up to 1000 girls on a beach asking the “go down on you” question. It’s all about the numbers baby.

Damn I love oil.

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Sometimes we get jaded by women that are famous. At times we’re so used to the Pamela Anderson’s of the world that we don’t stop and think of how unlimited the supply of hot women really is out there. It’s almost sickening.

I mean I get tired of a lot of things. I eat too much sushi, I stop for a while. If I have a gallon of ice cream, chances are I’ll take a break. But this ridiculous abundance of attractive women? It’s mind boggling at times. I guarantee you that if you looked hard enough you could find 1000 legitimately hot chicks who you’ve never seen, every day for the rest of your life.

What’s amazing is that you never seem to see them in actual life. it’s always in a magazine or a site like this. Are all these chicks just sitting in a room somewhere trapped by one guy? Possibly Hug Hefner. Maybe this guy has a corner on the entire hot girl market.

Maybe he controls porn, Victoria’s Secret, the whole kit and kaboodle. Maybe this article sucks. Maybe I should just be showing you hot chicks wearing swimsuits whose names I doubt you’d know.

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There are plenty of fabrics out there but nothing screams, “look at my skankness and cameltoe” as much as spandex. It’s just such a poor man’s material. On the one hand you think of trailer trash overweight women in shopping centers picking up a million cans of spam.

On the other hand you see women like here up top and realize that as many of the bad moments of spandex you may witness, you’ll get the wonderful moments like that of up above. Like I said, it’s a wonderful fabric if used correctly.

And as you’ll see below, these women knew what they were doing when they were putting on the “skankness-cameltoe” fabric.

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I’ve noticed a sharp increase in chicks in wedding gown fetishes over the past year. Is it the fact that the woman is all of a sudden in a committed relationship that makes it appealing? Is it the high divorce rate? Are men just thinking, “might as well go for it the day she gets married?”

And you know something? I think I’ve kind of been sucked in by it all too. There’s just something kind of hot about watching a bunch of groomsmen defile a bride on her wedding day. Oh wait, that’s just the gangbang fetish in me, and pretty much any guy.

Whatever the factor, whatever the reasons, there will always be fetishes and this wedding gown thing just happens to be one of the latest. So if you’re into chicks on their wedding day, this is a set you might enjoy.

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