Ever look at a chick and just think to yourself “there’s no way this girl hasn’t taken it in the ass before.”  Sometimes it’s the way they dress.  Sometimes it’s just the look in their eyes.  Whatever it is, it’s a dirtiness factor and that vibe just kind of hits you.

I mean put it this way.  You look at a chick wearing some nice dress all prim and proper, chances may be slim (although deep down you’re hoping she’s the dirtiest chick in the world under those sheets).  But then you see some thonged bikini girl downing coronas and dancing on a pole.  Chances are a bit better that the butt has been penetrated.

So without further adieu, I think it’s time to share a gallery of girls, who to me, look like they’ve driven down that hershey highway before.

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Whether it’s posing in front of the toilet, getting drunk, or taking solo shots of themselves, some girls are obviously doing it for one reason: attention.  I’m not sure what compels a girl to let someone take a picture of them in some pretty personal moments but hey, who’s complaining?

Actually, I’d like to get the number of the guy who actually convinces these girls that this is an alright thing to do.   I mean aren’t they aware that these shots are on display at photo sharing sites?  What do they think is going to happen?  A call from Hefner?

“You know I was surfing around the internet yesterday and I couldn’t help notice that picture of you on the toilet.  I think you’d be perfect for us.”  Eh, enjoy the gallery anyway.

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There’s a time and place for skinny girls.  Skinny girls are great for attending award ceremonies and going to lavish balls (my balls, ahahahaha).  But skinny girls aren’t really all that great for turning you on unless they’re being violated by like 20 dudes.

Which is why I decided to get a collection of pictures of girls who are by no means fat, but they are by no means skinny either.  A nice tush is a big turn on and I’m happy to be sharing these tushies with you.

So the next time you see a “booty” that’s not too booty, think of this article and remember that chicks that are too skinny aren’t really the best candidates for sexual dynamics.  Eh, maybe they are.  Maybe I’m just in a big ass mood today.

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It’s not that I’d ever want a biker chick to be my wife someday.  Hell, it’s not even that I’d want to really hang out with a biker chick for more than one night.  But don’t biker chicks turn you on?  Seriously.  It’s damned sexy seeing a one of these babes in leather all tough like.

I feel like that would extend into the bedroom.  But how much would it suck if it didn’t?  You’d have this badass Harley type girl who looks so rugged and commanding.  All of a sudden she gets all embarrased in the sack.  What a buzzkill that would be.

Let’s not go there.  Let’s just assume that every biker babe is a tiger in the bedroom.  Let’s also assume they all do anal and are bisexual.

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Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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Whether it’s assisted by the hands of the girl herself, assisted by her friends hands, or if it’s unassisted, the breasts can really take on a whole new life when they are squeezed together. It’s truly a blessing in this world.

It’s like a push up bra without needing a push up bra. I don’t know why and I’m not going to fight it but there’s just something alluring about the divider line that forms. It transforms a man’s spirit and takes his once functioning brain and turns it into a quick pile of mud.

Well, I’ll enjoy the mud for these few moments.

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I had to post this again.

Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.

They’re the best compensation instrument on the planet. What happens when you see a mediocre looking chick who is flat chested? She’s not hot right? She’s just a mediocre chick. What happens if you take that same girl and paste on a ridiculous rack?

Well, this girl has endless possibilities, that’s what happens. And in all honesty I’m not saying this from a sexist point of view. I truly think it’s a fact. In the meantime enjoy these career boosting hoo ha’s.

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Whoever took these pictures is both A. Awesome and B. A complete and total skeezball. But I’m not saying I don’t appreciate the effort. There’s nothing like seeing asses oiled up and hoping you could be that guy who just says “How about I just go down on you right now?”

I’ve always wanted to do that. Reality states that “any girl when asked to have her hoo hoo eaten by a strange man on the beach will automatically refuse. The odds are about 1 in a 1000 that she says yes.”

Well then that solves it. I will go up to 1000 girls on a beach asking the “go down on you” question. It’s all about the numbers baby.

Damn I love oil.

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There are plenty of fabrics out there but nothing screams, “look at my skankness and cameltoe” as much as spandex. It’s just such a poor man’s material. On the one hand you think of trailer trash overweight women in shopping centers picking up a million cans of spam.

On the other hand you see women like here up top and realize that as many of the bad moments of spandex you may witness, you’ll get the wonderful moments like that of up above. Like I said, it’s a wonderful fabric if used correctly.

And as you’ll see below, these women knew what they were doing when they were putting on the “skankness-cameltoe” fabric.

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I’ve noticed a sharp increase in chicks in wedding gown fetishes over the past year. Is it the fact that the woman is all of a sudden in a committed relationship that makes it appealing? Is it the high divorce rate? Are men just thinking, “might as well go for it the day she gets married?”

And you know something? I think I’ve kind of been sucked in by it all too. There’s just something kind of hot about watching a bunch of groomsmen defile a bride on her wedding day. Oh wait, that’s just the gangbang fetish in me, and pretty much any guy.

Whatever the factor, whatever the reasons, there will always be fetishes and this wedding gown thing just happens to be one of the latest. So if you’re into chicks on their wedding day, this is a set you might enjoy.

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