And yet I’d do anything they asked me to

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Is it so wrong of us to like Watersports?

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That’s actually douche water. So what, it’s hot

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This picture is both awesome and really really scary. I think nutty girl in the middle here will be implanted in my memory for at least the next 24 hours. I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.   Is she possessed?  What the hell is going on here?  I hope she’s getting an incredible orgasm.  That’s all I hope.

You see, that’s when girls get like this damnet.  It’s when they’re hammered.  I tell ya if I ever meet a chick that naturally looks the way some of these girls do, then I think I’ve found a winner.  Here’s the ideal situation.  A chick that’s around you 15 minutes of the day and is hammered.

Wouldn’t life be grand if that were our reality?  But no.  Girls fart.  They poop.  That do all that stuff if you are around them enough.  I’m telling you.  Drunk.  15 minutes a day.

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You know what’s best about groups of girls? Even if there are four average females standing in front you, chances are you’d definitely bang at least one of them.

And there’s always a great chance that your buddy will take the proper wingman steps and follow suit with a drunk hook up with one of the “not so great” ones.

It’s simple mathematics. Enough alcohol plus the chance that even if one of these girls isn’t so hot that she’ll potentially have great blasts equals you going home with a lady for the night, waking up in the morning wondering what you did and having a phenomenal story to tell your buddies.

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Whether it’s assisted by the hands of the girl herself, assisted by her friends hands, or if it’s unassisted, the breasts can really take on a whole new life when they are squeezed together. It’s truly a blessing in this world.

It’s like a push up bra without needing a push up bra. I don’t know why and I’m not going to fight it but there’s just something alluring about the divider line that forms. It transforms a man’s spirit and takes his once functioning brain and turns it into a quick pile of mud.

Well, I’ll enjoy the mud for these few moments.

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I cannot stress the importance of Spring Break enough. I had a Spring Break all four years of my college career and I must say I had fun on each one. However, if I were to do it again. I’d have one mission. Seriously. Screw hanging out with friends. I could do that anytime.

I’m talking about getting as many large breasts into my hands as possible. And I mean with consent. There’s just no better time than Spring Break to make this happen. I promise you. All of you crazy college kids out there.

Just look at these pictures. They are real. Don’t make the mistakes I did by saying, “yeah we’re gonna have fun!” Bullshit. Boobs. Get boobs guys. That is your mission. That is your only mission. Thanks.

Spring Boobs!

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Whoever took these pictures is both A. Awesome and B. A complete and total skeezball. But I’m not saying I don’t appreciate the effort. There’s nothing like seeing asses oiled up and hoping you could be that guy who just says “How about I just go down on you right now?”

I’ve always wanted to do that. Reality states that “any girl when asked to have her hoo hoo eaten by a strange man on the beach will automatically refuse. The odds are about 1 in a 1000 that she says yes.”

Well then that solves it. I will go up to 1000 girls on a beach asking the “go down on you” question. It’s all about the numbers baby.

Damn I love oil.

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If you’re at a concert or sporting event it’s always nice to get a hot chick whose serving refreshments. It’s even nicer when they decide to show their asses or pretend to dirty dance for a camera.

I’ll never forget the time I was in 95 degree humid weather with an extreme hangover in desperate need of water. I hadn’t eaten anything and downed the bottle. It was easily the worst case of the runs I’d ever had and there was no bathroom in site.

That story has absolutely nothing to do with hot vendor chicks but I just wanted to share that. In any event, the next time I feel major thirst and a big dump coming on, I’ll be sure to head towards women like this to serve me.

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Every single one of these pictures has the same message. At least from my point of view, there are two thoughts that hit me. The first. Why can’t I be there right now? The second. Can I please go back to college and have sex with all the girls I was supposed to?

Whether or not these photos are something staged or something genuine is not really my concern. What is my concern is that there are girls out there that party like this, look like this, and act like this. And wherever those girls are, they’re just not in my room right now.

And that is extremely disappointing.

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