Has anyone ever been to a bikini contest? I for one, have not. Here’s my theory on them. Obviously they are positive for society. Don’t get me wrong. I love seeing women oiled up and looking tight. But don’t you think that they’re just a little bit of a tease?

Put it this way. I can’t stand strip clubs solely for the fact that there’s no way you’ll ever touch these women (unless you have tons of money or own the damned place). It’s like looking at Playboy. Some people appreciate hot women. And while I love the female form, it just pisses me off to no end that they’re not in my laps the moment I’m looking at them.

So a bikini contest? Well that’s just women who are even more of a tease. They oil up their bodies and you can’t even see a nipple? I mean what’s that all about? But I digress. It is my duty to put these beauties up here. Enjoy it if you can.

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That is about as perfect a body and perfect a facial expression you will find in one picture, and in one woman.

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In all honesty it’s pretty tough to get a better picture than that.  The lighting, the angle of her boobles, the sand, water…we’ve got it all here folks.

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Simple yet clever, and right to the point: I’d spike her.

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. The Push up Bra is far and away the best invention of the 21st century.

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Top Three things I’d do on this girl’s stomach.  1. Cook an Omelet.  2. Jerk off Thoroughly  3.  Use it as a table top.

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It’d be nice to live in the apartment across the street.

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