Spring Break Bikini Babes

Gooooooo Heat!!! Yay! Splits, tumbles, stretching, screaming, sweating. They’re all part of the game. How far can your legs go behind your head? How mushed up can you make your breasts? If a player comes on to you, do you have sex with him immediately?

These are the important questions these ladies must have faced last year. And now they’ve been shaking their tushies for the entire season. Life in Miami must be pretty fun for the Heat Dancers.

It’s just too bad the team royally sucks right now. No worries though. I’m sure it’s a fun halftime show.

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Truth be told, I have no clue if these girls are as dirty as I think they are, but come on! Sometimes you just look at a chick and know that she’s gone to the outer limits in this world. And by outer limits I mean letting men (or women) do things to them that we only see in skin flicks.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s because these girls dance on stage. Maybe it’s because their hair is wet. Maybe it’s because most of them are Latina and oily. I just think that the term “anal” is very common around these women.

I also think that “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t really too far a stretch either. Speaking of stretching. Alright I’ll stop right there.

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Sure I get it. Just another Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest that we can simply add to the well here. But it’s not so much that it’s Miss Hawaiian Tropic. It’s that it was in Boliva. It’s that all these chicks are Latinas. It’s that all of them can dance.

It’s that all of them get oiled up. It’s the fact that they all also got completely liquored up after the event. It’s just all these things that make anything non American having to do with women an amazing thing. Can you imagine going out and getting trashed with these chicks?

You’d be surprised how the fact they’re hot would mean absolutely nothing once the alcohol sets in. You know the best thing to do with models? Call them fat. Seriously.

Get them so insecure that they have no choice but to constantly seek your approval. Take that all the way into the bedroom. “You’re blowjob skills are embarrassing and they make you fat.”

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I mean why get all excited about some Harley Rally from over a year ago right? Why bother posting something like this right? Wrong. Interesting in normal yet hot looking chicks spraying water all over themselves?

Yeah, this would be the right place. Interested in seeing chicks who would probably give you time of day and have sex with you that night? You’ve reached the right place. Like chicks bending over? Check.

Like imagining all these things and then realizing they’re 100% far from the truth yet I put this thought into your head so the next time you go out you will get completely taken for a ride?

And how about these run on sentences huh?

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So you’re in a nightclub in Vegas and you see this one amazingly hot chick dancing by some corner wall. It’s not even a pole. You see how hot she is and you have your normal “man I’m such a loser, why can’t I get a girl like her?” thought running through your head.

And just when you start to get pissed off knowing that you won’t be taking home a girl that evening, another hot girl comes to dance with this girl. And not only do they dance. They start doing some pretty spectacular things to each other.

There are times to appreciate this and times to get upset. Here? Alone? Sitting and writing this? I get happy because I have masturbatory material. But at the actual clubs? I get the opposite effect. That’s why I never understood strip clubs. Sure it’s nice to see a hot chick in no clothes. But not getting to have sex with her? It’s more frustrating than anything in the world.

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In case you are wondering, Hot Import Nights is a company affiliated with car shows. They are responsible for finding the talent necessary to pose along side the vehicles. The Ladies of HIN will officially be a running thread on this site. There are countless hotties that eventually wind up being HIN girls.

Another thing HIN is esponsible for? Making sure the girls are making plenty of obscene gestures and sexual connotations. And that is how to market ladies and gentlemen. A little bit of oil, a lot of attitude, high heels, and bikinis.

Essentially being one step away from the equivalent of one of those adult expos (which will be another running thread on this site). In the meantime enjoy lubing up your pistons with these girls.

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Want to spill water on me? Fine. Want to piss on me? If that’s your thing and you have giant breasts then by all means go ahead. If it’s moist, if it shines, hell if it’s even near a toilet and you get water on your pants then it make me a little happier.

Wetness is the bestness. I thoroughly enjoy pictures with the prospect of a girl getting soaked.

P.S. Could the guys in the pool be any douchier?

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“Let’s make sure we hit plenty of bumps when you girls are sitting back there.  Need some more oil?”

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I like this picture because you have no clue what she looks like.  And I’m guessing it’s not great considering those men’s Adidas flip flops she’s got on.

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