You know what’s best about groups of girls? Even if there are four average females standing in front you, chances are you’d definitely bang at least one of them.

And there’s always a great chance that your buddy will take the proper wingman steps and follow suit with a drunk hook up with one of the “not so great” ones.

It’s simple mathematics. Enough alcohol plus the chance that even if one of these girls isn’t so hot that she’ll potentially have great blasts equals you going home with a lady for the night, waking up in the morning wondering what you did and having a phenomenal story to tell your buddies.

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You gotta love it when a hot girl is sitting around by herself and decides to take semi erotic photos of herself. And not only that. Have the sense to post them somewhere so that people like myself can find them and make them public.

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Never will you get a better collection of dorks and blatant sexuality than at an Adult Entertainment Expo. And I’ll bet you’ll never get so many Star Wars freaks thinking they can actually have sex with these women than on a day like this.

But I digress. Adult Entertainment Expo’s are the tits, literally. I have never attended one (personally I think it’s too dangerous, I’m already addicted to porn as it is) but perhaps someday I’ll muster up the strength. For now I’ll just have to jerk off about 16 times to get this out of my system.

I fully believe that one day we’ll all eventually just be sitting at our own computers jerking off and never need human companionship again. A sad day but inevitable.

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Click on the photo to see Zootoday’s Lydia Gallery

I have no clue who Lydia Baines is nor do I care. I just know that I’d let her pee on me for a long time just for the long shot chance that I’d have to go on a date with her.

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Why do men love breasts so much? You know something? That’s not even something I’m going to get into now because why fight it? We just love them and that’s that. But what are they exactly? Breasts are what I like to call nature’s equalizer.

They’re the best compensation instrument on the planet. What happens when you see a mediocre looking chick who is flat chested? She’s not hot right? She’s just a mediocre chick. What happens if you take that same girl and paste on a ridiculous rack?

Well, this girl has endless possibilities, that’s what happens. And in all honesty I’m not saying this from a sexist point of view. I truly think it’s a fact. In the meantime enjoy these career boosting hoo ha’s.

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Click on the photo to view BBI’s full gallery of Cheryl at the beach.

Cheryl Cole or Cheryl Tweedy is the lead singer of the band “Girl’s Aloud” and is one of the hottest women in the entire world. Period. If you don’t know who she is by now then it’s evident you are a homosexual.

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There’s nothing more fun than watching young chicks exert themselves to the outer limits to support their teams. And it’s never bad to see them doing splits either. That’s why I love cheerleaders and groupies.

It’s amazing how fine it is to see a hot chick wear slutty school logo and yet how awful it is to see a very not hot chick do the same thing. The world works in mysterious ways.

In any event I’ve collected some photos of both cheerleaders and chicks that have that school spirit we’re always looking for. Enjoy.

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Click on the photo to see Paul’s World’s full gallery

This is someone’s wife? I think it’s safe to say that marriage should never happen unless this ends up being the mother of your children. I think it’s also safe to say that there’s a reason that men cheat on their wives.

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Gooooooo Heat!!! Yay! Splits, tumbles, stretching, screaming, sweating. They’re all part of the game. How far can your legs go behind your head? How mushed up can you make your breasts? If a player comes on to you, do you have sex with him immediately?

These are the important questions these ladies must have faced last year. And now they’ve been shaking their tushies for the entire season. Life in Miami must be pretty fun for the Heat Dancers.

It’s just too bad the team royally sucks right now. No worries though. I’m sure it’s a fun halftime show.

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Click on the photo and Mo Egger will take you through more Golf Hotties

Is it me or are there more and more golf hotties coming out of the woodwork?  Amber Prange is just another fine example.  I’d sure like to use my driver with her.

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